Muff Diving Clubhouse, Muff, Donegal Superthread

[Billy Mays]

I like all the evidence. It makes me feel like a man, y'know. Down that well with all those naked, dead bodies.... uhhh, I mean, on my bed when I'm banging chicks.... They usually see my bed and are afraid, but that's what chloroform is for. Then they wake up in the well. They're usually loud the first couple days. Then they shut right up. I don't think they like the raw meat I throw down to them. I think they'd like it less if they knew it was human.

Have you ever met Patrick Bateman? He's my best client.

 

[theet the moth]

Have you ever met Patrick Bateman? He's my best client.

No. But he fucked one of my humps; she got away from him. I taught her how to enjoy the struggle.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

axver!

 

[coolian2]

Who's the prick who rated this one star?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Who's the prick who rated this one star?

you.

 

[coolian2]

you.

Sounds like the kind of prickish thing I'd do.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Sounds like the kind of prickish thing I'd do.

i rated it one star too. worst thread ever.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

 

[coolian2]

 

[coolian2]

We're going to the finals :fuckyeah:

 

[The Sad Punk]

Dudes, I was on TV!

 

[coolian2]

Dudes, I was on TV!

What did you do.

 

[coolian2]

Fulltime, 28-6.

Now I need Melbourne to win by 27+ tomorrow, because I sure as hell don't want to face Manly at Brookvale.

 

[Irishteen]

What the hell...

 

[The Sad Punk]

What's going on? Who were those folks earlier?

Ian, I was on TV because the whole Collingwood team was at the airport. I walked in the background as an interview was going on. I also clapped as Mick Malthouse walked past me (I was already a bit inebriated) - I had been on the same plane trip as him a couple of years back, but I didn't expect him to remember that.

 

[Serena Vox]

Slow day?

 

[liamcool]

Very slow day indeed. XD

 

[Serena Vox]

Hey Liam!

 

[liamcool]

Howdy Serena, what's doing?

 

[Serena Vox]

Not a lot, for sure! I thought I had some things to do before coming on here but it seems I do not. Always a slow day when I've nothing to do but it's always bustling when I've got everything to do!

And how are you?

 

[liamcool]

Well, the day's nearly over. Sat at home and ate all day. So yeah, really slow day. *sigh* Sitting here bored as usual, but that's the catches.

 

[Serena Vox]

The day is still young on my end of the world. I've been up for all of an hour.
Aren't all of us on here either bored or procrastinating? (Read as: slacking.)

 

[liamcool]

The day is still young on my end of the world. I've been up for all of an hour.
Aren't all of us on here either bored or procrastinating? (Read as: slacking.)

Well, yes. XD That is the point of these threads, to sit and be bored and slack off together.

The problem is when you use your free time to do it,

 

[Serena Vox]

Well, yes. XD That is the point of these threads, to sit and be bored and slack off together.

The problem is when you use your free time to do it,

After all, they are about everything and nothing!
I just find that a lot of the time when I have FREE time, there's nobody here! Then again, being in the states doesn't help when a lot of the crew are Aussies!

 

[liamcool]

After all, they are about everything and nothing!
I just find that a lot of the time when I have FREE time, there's nobody here! Then again, being in the states doesn't help when a lot of the crew are Aussies!

Well, move over here then, silly.

 

[Serena Vox]

Well, move over here then, silly.

You're far from the first Aussie to tell me that!
That's ... uh ... shit. I lost count.

 

[liamcool]

You're far from the first Aussie to tell me that!
That's ... uh ... shit. I lost count.

It's a sign...get over here already.

 

[Serena Vox]

It's a sign...get over here already.

*books plane ticket*

 

[The Sad Punk]

Hey, some activity!

 

[liamcool]

*books plane ticket*

Well, I do have a spare room in the box.