Guy With The Stuff
The Fly
This song has a little something for everyone of any age. I have been told by unrelyable sources that it is my best work, but who knows.
Monday Cruddy Monday
I have to get up soon today,
I can't roll over and make it go away.
How long, how long til I must be gone.
How long, how loooooong.
Today, the school week has begun.
Broken rulers under childrens feet,
Bodies in the desks all straight and neat.
But I won't pass the spelling test,
Oh no it's not because I'm dumber than all the rest!
Monday cruddy monday.
Monday cruddy monday.
Monday cruddy monday.
Now the meetings just begun,
in attendance is almost everyone.
The chairs are gathered around the chart,
The presentation is just about to start.
Monday cruddy monday.
Monday cruddy monday.
How long, how long til I must be gone,
How long, how loooooong.
Today the work week has begun
today, today.
*Instrumental stuff that we love*
Wipe that smirk off your face,
I'll wipe that smirk away,
I'll wipe that smirk away,
I'll wipe that grin off your face.
Monday cruddy monday.
Monday cruddy monday.
Oh crud no!
Now the treatments just begun,
the nurse walks in the room it's not much fun.
So today we medicate,
the pills they make my mouth dehydrate!
With the rising of the sun,
another week has just begun
on, Monday cruddy monday.
Monday Cruddy Monday
I have to get up soon today,
I can't roll over and make it go away.
How long, how long til I must be gone.
How long, how loooooong.
Today, the school week has begun.
Broken rulers under childrens feet,
Bodies in the desks all straight and neat.
But I won't pass the spelling test,
Oh no it's not because I'm dumber than all the rest!
Monday cruddy monday.
Monday cruddy monday.
Monday cruddy monday.
Now the meetings just begun,
in attendance is almost everyone.
The chairs are gathered around the chart,
The presentation is just about to start.
Monday cruddy monday.
Monday cruddy monday.
How long, how long til I must be gone,
How long, how loooooong.
Today the work week has begun
today, today.
*Instrumental stuff that we love*
Wipe that smirk off your face,
I'll wipe that smirk away,
I'll wipe that smirk away,
I'll wipe that grin off your face.
Monday cruddy monday.
Monday cruddy monday.
Oh crud no!
Now the treatments just begun,
the nurse walks in the room it's not much fun.
So today we medicate,
the pills they make my mouth dehydrate!
With the rising of the sun,
another week has just begun
on, Monday cruddy monday.