missmacphisto
Refugee
The 2nd one i cant really remember, so it must not have been that funny.
The first one though, get this:
I was about to go out on a date with Diamond. So i got ready, and after he arrived, I tried to leave the house but my mom stopped me. She kept warning me about all this stuff,. and kept begging me not to have sex with him, or get sexual in any way!
She kept stopping me from going out the door, with more and more words of advice.
Finally i get out there and he, his brother, and some other friend are there! And in an SUV for crying out loud!!!
And theyre eating fast food!!!! I think Diamond was having fish and chips. He offered me some fries, i took it, sort of looked at it, and then i woke up!!!!
Good god Diamond, let me teach you some rules about taking girls out:
#1. No fast food. Can we have some class, please?!?!
#2. No SUVs
#3. No bringing relatives and friends. Weeeeelllllll......Actually, maybe that could be interesting...
#4.... I need to listen to my mom.
I cant just have ordinary dreams like everyone else, now can I.
Oh well, back to dreaming twisted stuff about Rafmed.
The first one though, get this:
I was about to go out on a date with Diamond. So i got ready, and after he arrived, I tried to leave the house but my mom stopped me. She kept warning me about all this stuff,. and kept begging me not to have sex with him, or get sexual in any way!
She kept stopping me from going out the door, with more and more words of advice.
Finally i get out there and he, his brother, and some other friend are there! And in an SUV for crying out loud!!!
And theyre eating fast food!!!! I think Diamond was having fish and chips. He offered me some fries, i took it, sort of looked at it, and then i woke up!!!!
Good god Diamond, let me teach you some rules about taking girls out:
#1. No fast food. Can we have some class, please?!?!
#2. No SUVs
#3. No bringing relatives and friends. Weeeeelllllll......Actually, maybe that could be interesting...
#4.... I need to listen to my mom.
I cant just have ordinary dreams like everyone else, now can I.
Oh well, back to dreaming twisted stuff about Rafmed.
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