Ali Rose
New Yorker
ok first off i'd like to say WOO HOO the numbers are back.
and heres my funny story for the evening....
so tonight, instead of spending endless hours online as i have been every night for the past month, i decide to go to the gym *GASP*
Anyone remember Tommy Trainer? Mega cute Def leppard lovin trainer guy? well anyway i'm telling it anyhow. So i stop him cuz i have a Nike coupon for him, hes all "hey where have ya been? I've missed ya
Me: *looks around* Oh i've been uh...sick ...
Tommy: better stay away from me i have a cold!
Me; so your off early...
Tommy: yeah i was gonna go in the hot tub.
Me: yeah?
him: *dead serious* yeah, wanna come? did you bring a swim suit?
me: uh...*points* is that Rick Savage? *runs*(jk i didnt run)
...No *lying*
and he actually seemed disappointed. Sorry bud I have about 10 pounds to lose before you see ME in a bathing suit...They'd call in the friggin coast guard on my ass.....KIDDING kidding but still.....all the more reason to go to they gym more!!!
*walks off singing* la la la.....
It sems i had a point to this story that i cannot now remember....but If i've managed to entertain one person even just a little, my job is done.
and heres my funny story for the evening....
so tonight, instead of spending endless hours online as i have been every night for the past month, i decide to go to the gym *GASP*
Anyone remember Tommy Trainer? Mega cute Def leppard lovin trainer guy? well anyway i'm telling it anyhow. So i stop him cuz i have a Nike coupon for him, hes all "hey where have ya been? I've missed ya
Me: *looks around* Oh i've been uh...sick ...
Tommy: better stay away from me i have a cold!
Me; so your off early...
Tommy: yeah i was gonna go in the hot tub.
Me: yeah?
him: *dead serious* yeah, wanna come? did you bring a swim suit?
me: uh...*points* is that Rick Savage? *runs*(jk i didnt run)
...No *lying*
and he actually seemed disappointed. Sorry bud I have about 10 pounds to lose before you see ME in a bathing suit...They'd call in the friggin coast guard on my ass.....KIDDING kidding but still.....all the more reason to go to they gym more!!!
*walks off singing* la la la.....
It sems i had a point to this story that i cannot now remember....but If i've managed to entertain one person even just a little, my job is done.
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