OK first of all, lemmee tell you, life with Bono is NOT what it's all cracked up to be.
BONO: That's an odd expression. It sounds like it's about....
Do you mind? I'm trying to--
BONO: HUEVO!
*SIGH* You see, when my guru Echo was in the process of moving ~ and out of computer usage for a few days, I felt so along that I decided to let Bono hang with me for awhile. He was just supposed to..... yknow.... keep me company, maybe help me with my homework, and be there to get blamed whenever I broke something.
HOWEVER, as the poet said, the best laid.....Bonos.....no.....wait. I'm not trying to be.....Shoot.
BONO: *bang*
Ooo.....I mean shut up, Bono. I mean....get back under the desk, please, Vintage Boy. (You gotta show 'em who's boss, y'know?)
BRUCE: *tempt*
O my bacon.
BONO: Mona?
Not now, Bono.....Bruce is being a vile weed of a temptor.....and I like it.
BONO: Mona?
OK, what is i--
BONO: em...
GAH!!! BONO is stretching out my new shirt!!!! Be right back.....
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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL
"I just found out there's no such thing as the real world ~ Just a lie you've got to rise above" ~John Mayer
"Rock n Roll never tasted so good" ~Bono
Get on the Boos
BONO: That's an odd expression. It sounds like it's about....
Do you mind? I'm trying to--
BONO: HUEVO!
*SIGH* You see, when my guru Echo was in the process of moving ~ and out of computer usage for a few days, I felt so along that I decided to let Bono hang with me for awhile. He was just supposed to..... yknow.... keep me company, maybe help me with my homework, and be there to get blamed whenever I broke something.
HOWEVER, as the poet said, the best laid.....Bonos.....no.....wait. I'm not trying to be.....Shoot.
BONO: *bang*
Ooo.....I mean shut up, Bono. I mean....get back under the desk, please, Vintage Boy. (You gotta show 'em who's boss, y'know?)
BRUCE: *tempt*
O my bacon.
BONO: Mona?
Not now, Bono.....Bruce is being a vile weed of a temptor.....and I like it.
BONO: Mona?
OK, what is i--
BONO: em...
GAH!!! BONO is stretching out my new shirt!!!! Be right back.....
------------------
~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL
"I just found out there's no such thing as the real world ~ Just a lie you've got to rise above" ~John Mayer
"Rock n Roll never tasted so good" ~Bono
Get on the Boos