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THE "FORWARDERS" 12 STEP PROGRAM
EVERYONE PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR MONITOR AND REPEAT THESE WORDS WITH ME:
1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email!
2. I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I DO forward an e-mail.
3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money & Victoria's Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.
4. Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!
5. I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca-Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, OutBack SteakHouse, Abercrombie & Fitch or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people.
6. I will never see a pop-up window if I do forward an e-mail ...NEVER!!
7. There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not gullible enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!
8. There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 or 8 years old. He is now cancer-free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANYMORE POST CARDS or GET-WELL CARDS.
9.. The government does not have a bill in Congress called 601B (or whatever they named it this week) that if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.
10. There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail......NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!
11. The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain individual, dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.
12. And finally, and most importantly, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by telling me I am not their friend if I don't. My friends already know that I love them - whether or not I respond to or forward an email.
Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely be constipated for the next three months and all of your hair will fallout.
Oh, and you will have really good luck if you send me $20
EVERYONE PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR MONITOR AND REPEAT THESE WORDS WITH ME:
1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email!
2. I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I DO forward an e-mail.
3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money & Victoria's Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.
4. Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!
5. I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca-Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, OutBack SteakHouse, Abercrombie & Fitch or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people.
6. I will never see a pop-up window if I do forward an e-mail ...NEVER!!
7. There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not gullible enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!
8. There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 or 8 years old. He is now cancer-free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANYMORE POST CARDS or GET-WELL CARDS.
9.. The government does not have a bill in Congress called 601B (or whatever they named it this week) that if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.
10. There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail......NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!
11. The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain individual, dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.
12. And finally, and most importantly, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by telling me I am not their friend if I don't. My friends already know that I love them - whether or not I respond to or forward an email.
Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely be constipated for the next three months and all of your hair will fallout.
Oh, and you will have really good luck if you send me $20
