IO: I want to lead an invasion of Canada

[No spoken words]

We will learn much about pain as we watch you and your people beg, plead and burn.

And cry and bleed and snivel.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I have no people, I am Elfa of The North and I shall bring down the vengeful gods of wind-chill upon you soft Americans and freeze your blood to ice, eh.

 

[No spoken words]

I have no people, I am Elfa of The North and I shall bring down the vengeful gods of wind-chill upon you soft Americans and freeze your blood to ice, eh.

I wish to speak to you now. Where is the Eye of the Serpent? Rexor says that you gave to a girl, probably for a mere night's pleasure, hmm? What a loss. People have no grasp of what they do. You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants, and my PETS! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake. Thorgrim is beside himself with grief! He raised that snake from the time it was born.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I wish to speak to you now. Where is the Eye of the Serpent? Rexor says that you gave to a girl, probably for a mere night's pleasure, hmm? What a loss. People have no grasp of what they do. You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants, and my PETS! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake. Thorgrim is beside himself with grief! He raised that snake from the time it was born.

Twas not me, you hath mistaken me with Dalton, he hath the power to talk with animals and turned the RPS against your servants...

As for the Eye Of The Serpent, it was two nights pleasure...

 

[No spoken words]

Twas not me, you hath mistaken me with Dalton, he hath the power to talk with animals and turned the RPS against your servants...

As for the Eye Of The Serpent, it was two nights pleasure...

Just a quick head's up:

Purging is at last at hand. Day of Doom is here. All that is evil, all their allies; your parents, your leaders, those who would call themselves your judges; those who have lied and corrupted the Earth, they shall all be cleansed.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Just a quick head's up:

Purging is at last at hand. Day of Doom is here. All that is evil, all their allies; your parents, your leaders, those who would call themselves your judges; those who have lied and corrupted the Earth, they shall all be cleansed.

that's cool, man.. I'll be hanging out at the Citidel Of Ice if you need me.

 

[No spoken words]

that's cool, man.. I'll be hanging out at the Citidel Of Ice if you need me.

Good to know.....thanks.

 

[UberBeaver]

I have no people, I am Elfa of The North and I shall bring down the vengeful gods of wind-chill upon you soft Americans and freeze your blood to ice, eh.

Your basement shall become the New Gulag. Those that you once swore to protect will see the irony of suffering in their "saviors" basement.

I wish to speak to you now. Where is the Eye of the Serpent? Rexor says that you gave to a girl, probably for a mere night's pleasure, hmm? What a loss. People have no grasp of what they do. You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants, and my PETS! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake. Thorgrim is beside himself with grief! He raised that snake from the time it was born.

I remember days like this when my father took me to the forest and we ate wild blueberries. More than 20 years ago. I was just a boy of four or five. The leaves were so dark and green then. The grass smelled sweet with the spring wind. Almost 20 years of pitiless cumber! No rest, no sleep like other men. And yet the spring wind blows, Subotai. Have you ever felt such a wind?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Your basement shall become the New Gulag. Those that you once swore to protect will see the irony of suffering in their "saviors" basement.

that is pretty ironic

 

[UberBeaver]

that is pretty ironic

I know. It's like rain - on your wedding day.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I wish there was a better song that had stuff about Irony in it...

Is that ironic?

 

[UberBeaver]

I wish there was a better song that had stuff about Irony in it...

Is that ironic?

Well, I think the fact that only rock song to ever deal with irony has no irony in it is pretty ironic.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

dont you think?

 

[VintagePunk]

And Canadian, too. Ties in nicely.

It's fucking cold. I'm about to resort to gloves in the house.

 

[No spoken words]

Someone with a 3rd nipple joined our army. Have any of you stopped to think about this?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I have to think about shit now?

not cool dude, not cool.

 

[TripThruUreWires]

Someone with a 3rd nipple joined our army. Have any of you stopped to think about this?

I'm thinking it's kind of ironic that I've always perceived Canada as being the third nipple of North America.

 

[No spoken words]

I'm thinking it's kind of ironic that I've always perceived Canada as being the third nipple of North America.

Well, soon enough, it'll just be the 51st state. A big state, to be sure, but whatever. This will ensure that the USA takes home the gold in Hockey in Vancouver, USA, in 2010.

 

[VintagePunk]

Someone with a 3rd nipple joined our army. Have any of you stopped to think about this?

Just one more to freeze off, which could actually be detrimental to your cause. Have any of you stopped this think about this?

 

[DaveC]

I don't think that I'm acquainted.

Oh you will be.

Indeed you will

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Well, soon enough, it'll just be the 51st state. A big state, to be sure, but whatever. This will ensure that the USA takes home the gold in Hockey in Vancouver, USA, in 2010.

Good thing we were planning on being there anyway.

I still like the idea of using the bastard hoard, btw.

 

[No spoken words]

Good thing we were planning on being there anyway.

I still like the idea of using the bastard hoard, btw.

I can only warn you so many times about the perils of aligning yourself with the likes of Dalton.

 

[The Sad Punk]

What kind of army does Canada have, anyway? Halberdiers? Slingers?

 

[No spoken words]

What kind of army does Canada have, anyway? Halberdiers? Slingers?

Apparently, yeah, the have a squadron of Halberdiers.

Also, my spies tell me that they have a platoon of very skilled crossbowmen.....and perhaps two dozen mace wielding experts. Rumors of a tribe skilled with the morning star are starting to float my way as well.

 

[dianepm]

What kind of army does Canada have, anyway? Halberdiers? Slingers?

The total sum of the Canadian police force is greater than the total sum of our army......that should tell you something..

 

[The Sad Punk]

Apparently, yeah, the have a squadron of Halberdiers.

Also, my spies tell me that they have a platoon of very skilled crossbowmen.....and perhaps two dozen mace wielding experts. Rumors of a tribe skilled with the morning star are starting to float my way as well.

Hmm, so mostly infantry, eh? No cataphracts?

 

[Angela Harlem]

The total sum of the Canadian police force is greater than the total sum of our army......that should tell you something..

You should sell your military, like New Zealand did!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

 

[The Sad Punk]

Holy shit. Just got a top secret photo of the Canadian Elite Corps. I'm pretty damn scared now.

Fuck. FUCK. Look how smarmy the guy in the middle is.

 

[Angela Harlem]

He's kinda clutching himself, too.