IO: I want to lead an invasion of Canada

[No spoken words]

I know that It's Official now sucks and all, but, regardless.....

I want to lead an invasion of Canada.

The question?

Who's with me?

The other question?

Who is against me?

The third question?

Why invade Canada in the first place?

The answer:

Because enough is fucking enough.

 

[RedRocksU2]

*joins*
FTC

 

[phillyfan26]

They give us Winnipeg, we take it all.

You know I am in. You know.

 

[No spoken words]

I go back and forth between taking Edmonton first, or taking Winnipeg. Either city will serve as a staging ground for taking over Western Canada. Beav is responsible for Eastern Canada, but he's also looking to kill me, so there's that issue.

 

[Lila64]

 

[pgv]

Just please, Mike, leave the Francophones alone goddamnit.

 

[No spoken words]

Just please, Mike, leave the Francophones alone goddamnit.

We will allow them to secede and form Francadia.

 

[pgv]

Then I'm with you. Onward, MARCH!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

if you guys survive Edmonton and Winnipeg in the Winter, you can have them

 

[snowbunny00774]

No need to invade. Canada just arranged to come visit you. There, that should take care of that nonsense




The best defense is a good and sickeningly powerful offense

 

[No spoken words]

No need to invade. Canada just arranged to come visit you. There, that should take care of that nonsense




The best defense is a good and sickeningly powerful offense

Carlos has a question for you, see the NFL thread, please.

 

[VintagePunk]

I go back and forth between taking Edmonton first, or taking Winnipeg.

Edmonton definitely. Oil is the key. Once you have that, you can start issuing mandatory student loans to people.

Oops. Am I not supposed to be offering helpful advice?

 

[No spoken words]

Edmonton definitely. Oil is the key. Once you have that, you can start issuing mandatory student loans to people.

Oops. Am I not supposed to be offering helpful advice?

You're an anti-semite.

 

[VintagePunk]

You're an anti-semite.

How convenient that you happen to be a Jew. (THE Jew, to some.)

W00t. Go Palestine?

Anyway, back to the invasion...

 

[kafrun]

Bitch, please. I'm ready for you.

Invade away.

 

[No spoken words]

Bitch, please. I'm ready for you.

Invade away.

Violence

 

[No spoken words]

How convenient that you happen to be a Jew. (THE Jew, to some.)

W00t. Go Palestine?

Anyway, back to the invasion...

Palestine's a de facto country. Go to law school.

 

[VintagePunk]

Palestine's a de facto country. Go to law school.

 

[dianepm]

If you guys can survive the freezing cold weather.....you can invade us all you want.

 

[anitram]

Bring good snowshoes.

 

[VintagePunk]

For all their (his?) bluster, I'm guessing they'll conveniently plan and discuss and strategize and plan some more until spring. Years of LA living has softened him.

 

[No spoken words]

For all their (his?) bluster, I'm guessing they'll conveniently plan and discuss and strategize and plan some more until spring. Years of LA living has softened him.

Been in the Midwest for almost two years, and dealt with 26 winters before moving to LA. Canada is fucked.

 

[Lila64]

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I'll load up on guns and steroids and fight for Canada. I like the underdog.

 

[Angela Harlem]

i want prince edward island. it sounds pretty. it better be, or heads will roll.

 

[snowbunny00774]

I'll load up on guns and steroids and fight for Canada. I like the underdog.

You drink, you'll fit right in.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

i want prince edward island. it sounds pretty. it better be, or heads will roll.

how do you like potatoes?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[VintagePunk]

how do you like potatoes?

And Anne of Green Gables landmarks/memorabilia?

 

[anitram]

Been in the Midwest for almost two years, and dealt with 26 winters before moving to LA. Canada is fucked.

New York winter is Winterpeg's summer.