zoney!
ONE love, blood, life
When is the wake (I bet it will be a great party) and who is doing the eulegy(sp?)?
Bonochick said:
Did they make you thirsty?
I hate coffee.
Farting Clown Upstages Dead Person at Dutch Funeral!
Holland - Undertakers in a Dutch town are hiring a clown to try and ease the tension people feel at funerals by making children giggle and their parents smile.
The funeral clown, Roelof van Wijngaarden from Haarlem, says his tactics include breaking wind loudly. He told De Gelderlander: "Imagine adults following the coffin to the burial place. People are using their handkerchiefs, no one dares to speak a word. It's all very solemn. Imagine then this clown whispering to the children and at the same time letting out a fart. The children start to giggle and their parents get a smile on their faces. That's what we do, take the tension away."
"After one of the funerals I entered the room where the mourners were having their coffee. They were all very stiff, without a smile," he added. "I entered the room as if I were ashamed to disturb that solemn occasion and I went from one to another saying, "I'm not here, I'm not in this room."
Mr. Van Wijngaarden, formerly a clown in a children's hospital, says he has already attended three funerals as a clown and says the mourners seemed to like it. "In hospitals I tried to distract the children. At the cemetery, I'm trying to let the grief go."
http://www.cameraware.com/eyeon/archives/volume018/silly.html
beli said:I hate coffee, also. I was reading where MacDonalds in the USA have decided/where forced to stop serving their supersized coke which is apparently 1.1 litres! Who the heck can drink 1.1 litres of anything let alone liquid battery rot?
Bonochick said:I don't like iced coffee.
Headache in a Suitcase said:i would so beat the shit out of that clown if he showed up at my funeral
meegannie said:I used to drink about two liters of Diet Coke a day.
don't need clowns at my funeralILuvLarryMullen said:I'm afraid of clowns. I'm not coming to salome's funeral if there are going to be clowns there, not even for free booze