IO: critical analyses here

[LemonMelon]

New location for me too.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'm doing my part.

It's like a treasure hunt!

 

[redhotswami]

or a scavenger hunt

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

or a scavenger hunt

I knew mine didn't sound right... der..

Fixed my location as well...

 

[redhotswami]

<--- whorin it, yo!

 

[No spoken words]

or a scavenger hunt

Wonderful.

 

[LemonMelon]

Here's how our company is set up as of now:

Administrator:

LM

Critical bastards:

NSW
Philly
Elfa

Crowd pleasing advice-givers:

(three slots available)

 

[redhotswami]

I'll take a slot! How much does it pay?
sidenote: I think we should all get more points for advertising.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

never been a critical bastard before...

been a lying bastard and a miserable bastard but never critical...

 

[LemonMelon]

I'll take a slot! How much does it pay?

3 interference points an hour, plus a raise on your rating and a $10 gift card to Starbucks.

 

[redhotswami]

I nominate Britt! She loves Starbucks

 

[No spoken words]

A female critical bastard could help lend some balance to the staff.

 

[LemonMelon]

I nominate Britt!

I agree. She'd be perfect for the job.

 

[LemonMelon]

Also, elfa will get the curator job, as he has experience in the field. PhillyFan gets vice president status (that is, if I were to keel over, he would be the new administrator), and NSW will be the leg man. He'll get us new customers, and, as a night watchman, he'll get to wield his very own AK-47, plus he gets the dental plan. OK? Good.

 

[redhotswami]

A female critical bastard could help lend some balance to the staff.

 

[LemonMelon]

So, what'll it be, Mia, critical bastard or crowd-pleasing advice-giver?

 

[No spoken words]

I'm down with being night watchman, not sure how good of a Sales person I am, since in my real life at work, I spit upon our sales people. I'll try, though, if that's what's required of me, cos I'm a TEAM player:

Together
Everyone
Achieves
More

 

[phillyfan26]

<--- whorin it, yo!

Please see my journal.

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm down with being night watchman, not sure how good of a Sales person I am, since in my real life at work, I spit upon our sales people. I'll try, though, if that's what's required of me, cos I'm a TEAM player:

Together
Everyone
Achieves
More

That's the spirit! Your rating rises to 7.3.

 

[redhotswami]

I don't know!!! I don't think I'm capable of being a critical bastard. I guess I might have to be crowd-pleasing...though I think we could use a cooler name.

 

[No spoken words]

I'm working on being a good sales person:

http://forum.interference.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=182464

 

[phillyfan26]

Now your job will be to sell it to the mods that your sales thread doesn't get closed.

That's the real test.

 

[redhotswami]

Please see my journal.

I'm working on being a good sales person:

http://forum.interference.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=182464

well done team! now people will know exactly where to go. there's no way they can get lost!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'm working on being a good sales person:

http://forum.interference.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=182464

Now THAT was awesome!

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm working on being a good sales person:

http://forum.interference.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=182464

Damn, that's dope.

Uni, I recommend the advice job for you, since you'd at some edge to the staff. I'll think up a new name, but there are no guarantees that it'll be better.

 

[UberBeaver]

The Interference Federal Reserve states that in order to do it's part and promote LemonMelon's venture, it will lower interest rates by a quarter point to stimulate the Interland economy. This should allow the taxpayers of Interference to have some extra points to put towards being rated. Interest rates are currently at 6.15%.

 

[No spoken words]

Now your job will be to sell it to the mods that your sales thread doesn't get closed.

That's the real test.

Oh, I'll fail that test, but, not for lack of effort.

 

[BoMac]

I'm doing my part, although I'll be the first to admit my salesman talents leave a lot to be desired.

 

[phillyfan26]

The Interference Federal Reserve states that in order to do it's part and promote LemonMelon's venture, it will lower interest rates by a quarter point to stimulate the Interland economy. This should allow the taxpayers of Interference to have some extra points to put towards being rated. Interest rates are currently at 6.15%.

Go correct some grammar or something.

 

[LemonMelon]

Oh, I'll fail that test, but, not for lack of effort.

Whoring it to the mods is something I fully approve of.