IO#Bulletin board suggestions needed

[martha]

Every year, I have my jobs bulletin board have some lame saying on it about the classroom jobs. One year I had bug border on it, and it said "Work doesn't bug us." Last year I had star border up, and it said "We are all made of stars."

This year I put up solar system border up. Any suggestions for a short saying about classroom jobs? It has to be short so I can fit it on the board and have enough fancy letters for it. Remember, they are 8 and 9 years old, so it can be goofy.


Thanks.

 

[Angela Harlem]

"You are not the sun and this earth does NOT revolve around you, you little punks!"




Maybe not eh?

 

[martha]

Well...

 

[DrTeeth]

I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
but if I crashed into Uranus I would stick ik where the sun don't shine

What, too long?

 

[zonelistener]

"Out of this world"

(zoney being serious )

 

[Bonochick]

There's a lovely Ryan Adams tune called "Fuck The Universe".

Sorry I can't be of real help...

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

"Why don't you sharpen it then?"

 

[martha]

"Out of this world"

(zoney being serious )

(hugging zoner)

I thought of this at lunch. I think I'll use it.

Um, gee, thanks to the rest of you.

 

[Bonochick]

Anytime!!!!!

 

[zonelistener]

(hugging zoner)

I thought of this at lunch. I think I'll use it.

Um, gee, thanks to the rest of you.

Yep. No problem.

I did a little market research before I blurted it out.

Found it tested very well with the 7-10 year old market. Should drive sales through the roof. It will be on the tip of their tongues...the new catch phrase. You just wait.

 

[martha]

It says "We're out of this world" in silver sparkly letters. They'll eat it up!

 

[nbcrusader]

"Do your work or I'll send you to the moon!"

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

i have a great suggestion: out of this world!

i thought it up all by myself!

 

[irelandwhispers]

Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars...let me see what work is like on Jupiter and Mars

Did you know that Mars is like, closer to Earth than it will ever be in our lifetimes right now? Yeah yeah, I have friends taking astronomy right now.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

how about "space junk"

 

[irelandwhispers]

how about "space junk"

Motherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[martha]

Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars...let me see what work is like on Jupiter and Mars

That would be cool if the board were bigger.

 

[irelandwhispers]

Get a giant magnifying glass.