UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
I was out on a boat with some friends. There was a big whale swimming around. We jumped in and were playing with the whale, it was awesome. The whale would go under, then come up from below and I'd ride it up out of the water, then dive back in. I did this a few times, and I was liking it and getting good at it and then a killer whale came and bit me in two. I woke up, and couldn't get back to sleep. WTF?