Cactus Annie
Refugee
Well actually this was my mum's. She told me about it this morning. Yes I did have a dream last night but it wasn't as interesting as my mum's. Plus unlike her's it wasn't U2 related.
Yes, in her dream last night she told me that Bono came to visit us. He had been drinking and for some reason he was with that wretched character from EastEnders Ian Beale, AKA Adam Woodyat,t aka he may not be a useless oaf in real life but Ian Beale certainly is. Why don't they just kill him off?
Anyway, as I said Bono had come around to our flat, he had been drinking and he had brought EasEnders Ian Beale with him. Then according to my mum, he proceeded to do a massive turd in our toilet. In fact mum said it was so large that reached from the bottom of the toilet bowl u-bend all the way and over the lid of the seat! Then to cap things off he consequently vomited all over the bathroom floor. I made my excuses and said I was going out "But Bono's here" mum cried. I suppose this incident would put me off someone for life. I think the worst thing Bono done was to bring Ian Beale along with him. I mean, how could he?
What are your thoughts?
Yes, in her dream last night she told me that Bono came to visit us. He had been drinking and for some reason he was with that wretched character from EastEnders Ian Beale, AKA Adam Woodyat,t aka he may not be a useless oaf in real life but Ian Beale certainly is. Why don't they just kill him off?
Anyway, as I said Bono had come around to our flat, he had been drinking and he had brought EasEnders Ian Beale with him. Then according to my mum, he proceeded to do a massive turd in our toilet. In fact mum said it was so large that reached from the bottom of the toilet bowl u-bend all the way and over the lid of the seat! Then to cap things off he consequently vomited all over the bathroom floor. I made my excuses and said I was going out "But Bono's here" mum cried. I suppose this incident would put me off someone for life. I think the worst thing Bono done was to bring Ian Beale along with him. I mean, how could he?
What are your thoughts?