Echo
War Child
How many PLEBAns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It takes thirty-nine:
1 to change the bulb
3 to start threads of HOT LIGHT BULB PICS
2 to be scandalized by the term "screw in a light bulb*
5 to post pics from the light bulb's show last night
2 to Bedazzle the light bulb
5 to get really angry when they see the light bulb in a bowling alley with a bunch of blonde bimbos
3 to complain that its just not the same as the OLD light bulb
6 to scour their collections finding pics where the light bulb looks like its elevated.
3 to make jokes about a Cardboard Lightbulb
2 to faint when the light bulb asks if anyone wants it's meat
1 to ask if anyone knows what the lightbulb smells like
1 to ask when the light bulb will be featured in TAMALE Magazine
Then Mona and Echo write scripts about the light bulb's wacky hijinks
Then Gina Marie writes an Ode to the lightbulb
Then Icelady posts four hundred and sixty-seven pictures of the light bulb that she took and we all feel inferior
Then Bluey and Bona spend three weeks writing about the lightbulb's romance with MacPhisto and its subsequent descent into hell
If I missed any, help me out...
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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!
"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry
"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono
Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas
The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165
It takes thirty-nine:
1 to change the bulb
3 to start threads of HOT LIGHT BULB PICS
2 to be scandalized by the term "screw in a light bulb*
5 to post pics from the light bulb's show last night
2 to Bedazzle the light bulb
5 to get really angry when they see the light bulb in a bowling alley with a bunch of blonde bimbos
3 to complain that its just not the same as the OLD light bulb
6 to scour their collections finding pics where the light bulb looks like its elevated.
3 to make jokes about a Cardboard Lightbulb
2 to faint when the light bulb asks if anyone wants it's meat
1 to ask if anyone knows what the lightbulb smells like
1 to ask when the light bulb will be featured in TAMALE Magazine
Then Mona and Echo write scripts about the light bulb's wacky hijinks
Then Gina Marie writes an Ode to the lightbulb
Then Icelady posts four hundred and sixty-seven pictures of the light bulb that she took and we all feel inferior
Then Bluey and Bona spend three weeks writing about the lightbulb's romance with MacPhisto and its subsequent descent into hell
If I missed any, help me out...
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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!
"Romance is dead. Turns out all this time someone had just put sunglasses
on it and propped it up in a chair." -James "Kibo" Parry
"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono
Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas
The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165