Guys, Tennessee Superthread

[Reggo]

So far, we've visited...
1. Pop Survivor Round One
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. 'Straya
10. Sheikh Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Have you been to Inaccessible Island?
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. TaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukMOTHERFUCKERakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Pay the Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park Smells Like Dirty Ass
25. Vazza's postwhoring in the Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Bumberry Muffins, NSW
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Ooh Hell Is A Place On Earth, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Axver's perving in Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Twatt, Shetland
45. GAF is Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA, Surrounded By Naked Princesses
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Ian's a Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet U23D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo vs bug pinus, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Sweet, Tits!, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Rapelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Let's Bumpass, Virginia
74. Shut the Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. 1985, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Let's have some Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Ian Loves Hookers, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Will Post Here While Losing His Virginity, Utah
88. I Want To Be Forever Young, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Axver is an Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, Howlong Must We Sing This Song, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein and its gullible idiots
102. Go Have a Wank, Bavaria
103. Go sit in the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Ireland, Island
106. A Room at the Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Hos!, Devon, England
108. We Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why Arizona?
117. I wish you'd Die, Drôme
118. You're a Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand is worth two somewhere else, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. You're a Fake, Nigeria
122. Scull your Beer Ashley, Devon
123. Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring done by Kim, Norfolk
126. Piece of Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay aka Screwtape's hometown, West Virginia
129. Dickshooter, I'do a ho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. You'd like a Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. In Ten Years, Larry Mullen Will Be Bald, But He's Already A Fuckknob, Arkansas
136. Bonnie's Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. I 8 Hiscock on the Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson loves Jen, New Jersey
140. Axver wanks to Serena, Louisiana
141. You're a Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. Gary Glitter Fondled Little George's Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Tawny port's better than a Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. None Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Oh no a Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Mulderkill River, Delaware (X-Files country?)
154. I drank all the Booze, Norf Yocksha
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Who gives a Shitterton, Dorset
160. Te Bay of Plenty Puke, New Zealand
161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea
162. Hackballscross, Ireland
163. Goobertown, Arkansas
164. Don't Mess With Texas, Queensland
165. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!)
166. Old Harry's Rocks, Dorset, England
167. Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels, Belgium (six months of the postwhorehouse)
168. Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland
169. This was Spartaaaaaaaaa!!!, Wisconsin
170. Ham and Bad Cheese Sandwich Islands
171. Last Train to Satansville, Pennsylvania
172. Salty Turda, Romania
173. Gofuku Ian, Japan
174. KhanadaRhodes is awesome, Afghanistan
175. Axver is a Mount Disappointment, Victoria, Australia
176. Axver is Mount Difficult, Victoria, Australia
177. Axver is Mount Hopeless, Victoria, Australia
178. I'm feeling quite Blue Mountains, New Zealand
179. Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, New York
180. Cockhill, Buncrana, Donegal
181. Let's join the Muff Diving Clubhouse, Muff, Donegal
182. Dublin, Texas and its Dr Pepper
183. Ashley's Birthday, Indiana
184. Andrew's Failure: Bald Knob, White County, Arkansas - So great we just had to visit it twice
185. Come On My Dress, Newfoundland and Labrador
186. Split Condom, Gers, France
187. Farnham, Surrey, England
188. Mmm Sexmoan, Pampanga, Philippines
189. Moneymore, Wickhanginglow (Paul McGuinne$$), Ireland
190. Goobies, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
191. Dyke Parade, Mardyke, Cork, Ireland
192. Clit, Arad, Romania
193. Climax, Saskatchewan
194. Finger, Tennessee
195. Ramer, Tennessee

And now we conclude our tour of McNairy County with a visit to Guys.

Guys is a town in McNairy County, Tennessee, United States. The population was 483 at the 2000 census.

Guys, Tennessee - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Well, wey hey hey, Guys! We're continuing a Tennessean trend by visiting Guys, a nice little town that sort of fits in with the last few titles, as well as

Spoiler

probably the next few and A SOMEWHAT IMPORTANT CHARACTER ALSO DIES

. So get the fuck on down and get set to go through a town that will definitely turn into "Gays" once some character gets a hold of the list in the next thread!

 

[Serena Vox]

:fuckyeah:

 

[Reggo]

Who Posted?

Axver 177
Serena Vox 110
Irishteen 100
RegularBonoFan 86
WildHoney 85
bono_man2002 74
Babydoll 70
The Sad Punk 61
partygirlvox 60
Alisaura 32
COBL_04 23
cinnaminson 22
liamcool 22
Jackson Vox 18
KhanadaRhodes 13
the tourist 10
gluey 10
DreamOutLoud13 7
JanuaryStar 7
GibsonGirl 7
waynetravis 5
Lemonchick 5
zuropa_fit 1
Varitek 1
coolian2 1
Angela Harlem 1

Axver came on top of Serena again.

I mean came out on top of Serena again.

Whoops.

 

[Axver]

I thought you were going to vandalise the masterlist, Reggo?

 

[Irishteen]

:fuckyeah:

 

[Serena Vox]

Axver came on top of Serena again.

I mean came out on top of Serena again.

Whoops.

You sure enjoyed watching that an awful lot, didn't you?

 

[Reggo]

I thought you were going to vandalise the masterlist, Reggo?

I did. Look closer.

 

[Axver]

Hey, girls, this thread is a chance for you to turn the table! Instead of guys being in you, you get to be in Guys!

... I'm not all so comfortable with being in Guys myself, though.

 

[Serena Vox]

I thought you were going to vandalise the masterlist, Reggo?

She did. Two of them.
Oh. My. God.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Hey guys.

Not much to say about Guys, is there?

Not a lot, but I had this:

Well, wey hey hey, Guys! We're continuing a Tennessean trend by visiting Guys, a nice little town that sort of fits in with the last few titles, as well as

Spoiler

probably the next few and A SOMEWHAT IMPORTANT CHARACTER ALSO DIES

. So get the fuck on down and get set to go through a town that will definitely turn into "Gays" once some character gets a hold of the list in the next thread!

 

[Serena Vox]

Hey, girls, this thread is a chance for you to turn the table! Instead of guys being in you, you get to be in Guys!

... I'm not all so comfortable with being in Guys myself, though.

Unfortunately, I've things to do in a little bit, but I think I could make an appearance later.

 

[Irishteen]

THE LEGEND OF THE LOST POSTS.

It'll be like when you discuss the "full" run of a TV series, and then some bright spark tells you what they heard about the "lost" pilot episode.

I wonder what this thread will be like ina year...who will be posting

Will we all just become the stuff of myths and legends as we get replaced by new people; with nothing to be remembered by except our purity score!

 

[Axver]

I did. Look closer.

Oh god, that's not quite how I expected to make the masterlist for the SEVENTH BLOODY TIME.

Let's see, according to the masterlist, I am:
1. perving in Jen's room
2. going to post while losing my virginity
3. an iron knob
4. wanking to Serena
5-7. a mountain of disappointment, difficulty, and hopelessness

Aww, you guys clearly love me so much!

 

[Axver]

I wonder what this thread will be like ina year...who will be posting

Will we all just become the stuff of myths and legends as we get replaced by new people; with nothing to be remembered by except our purity score!

I know.

I'll probably still be here, though, on around 200,000 posts.

 

[Reggo]

Hey guys.



Not a lot, but I had this:

I will edit it posthaste.

 

[Serena Vox]

Oh god, that's not quite how I expected to make the masterlist for the SEVENTH BLOODY TIME.

Let's see, according to the masterlist, I am:
1. perving in Jen's room
2. going to post while losing my virginity
3. an iron knob
4. wanking to Serena
5-7. a mountain of disappointment, difficulty, and hopelessness

Aww, you guys clearly love me so much!

I got to come to the seventh with you. I mean, I made it to the seventh with you.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Oh god, that's not quite how I expected to make the masterlist for the SEVENTH BLOODY TIME.

Let's see, according to the masterlist, I am:
1. perving in Jen's room
2. going to post while losing my virginity
3. an iron knob
4. wanking to Serena
5-7. a mountain of disappointment, difficulty, and hopelessness

Aww, you guys clearly love me so much!

And I just have a woodenbong!

 

[Axver]

Not a lot, but I had this:

I was thinking more along the lines of "Guys suck" rather than "Gays". Guys suck Tennessee.

 

[Irishteen]

Oh didn't notice the time; gotta fly guys

 

[The Sad Punk]

I was thinking more along the lines of "Guys suck" rather than "Gays". Guys suck Tennessee.

showGUYship?

 

[The Sad Punk]

Catchya later, John!

 

[Axver]

And I just have a woodenbong!

Your most prized possession?

 

[Axver]

showGUYship?

!



See you, John.

 

[Serena Vox]

See you, John!

And I just have a woodenbong!

I was reading the entire list. That one made me

 

[The Sad Punk]

Your most prized possession?

Hopefully I'll get to use it a bit this weekend. Although to be perfectly honest, I'm in the mood for something a bit more... I don't know, just a bit more I suppose.

oh shit gateway drugs!!!

 

[Serena Vox]

See you, John.

See you, John!

You really do like it up there, don't you?

 

[The Sad Punk]

Anyway, can someone update me here... has a certain curly, blonde critter recently passed on?

 

[Axver]

Hopefully I'll get to use it a bit this weekend. Although to be perfectly honest, I'm in the mood for something a bit more... I don't know, just a bit more I suppose.

oh shit gateway drugs!!!

Bonnie, I have forwarded this post on to Family Fundies First.

 

[Axver]

You really do like it up there, don't you?

Maybe we should try a different position next time?

 

[Serena Vox]

Anyway, can someone update me here... has a certain curly, blonde critter recently passed on?

I've yet to see any evidence of this, but yes, it is in a better place now.