Fukuoka, Japan Superthread

[Alisaura]

 

[Axver]

Also, at first I wanted to punch that guy who got banned when I read the threads. Then, I lol'd.

Did you get oral benefits?

 

[liamcool]

You think I care enough to remember?

Anyway, hope you're happy now:

2008-01-17, Axver's Backyard
1808-02-07, Herawin clinic, In This Town
2008-02-25, Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein
2008-03-20, Gate 2, Auckland International Airport
2008-03-28, Jen's Room, Geelong
2008-04-09, Rage Ave, Ruffalo
2008-04-25 to 28, Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
2008-05-02, 8 Hiscock Road, Melbourne
2008-05-22, Whorehouse Meadow, Oregon
2008-06-11, Cardboard box in Axver's Backyard
2008-06-24, Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
2008-06-26, Vaduz, Liechtenstein
2008-08-15, Canada Road, Memphis
2008-08-21, Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels
2008-09-07, 41°42′34″N 86°53′13″W
2008-09-21, Balzers, Liechtenstein
2008-10-31, Useless Loop, Western Australia
2008-11-20, BC Place Stadium, Vancouver
2008-11-21, Dinosaur Cove, Victoria
2009-05-09, Maxwell Montes, Ishtar Terra, Venus

Touche.

Could be more original, but I'll live.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Is that a fennec fox?

We have a bunch at the zoo here.

 

[Axver]

Touche.

Could be more original, but I'll live.

I'd prefer something else too, but I figured it'd work as a placeholder at least.

 

[major_panic]

Did you get oral benefits?

No, but I'm 15! And I'm totally awesome! And I really really need to maintain this outer shell of machoness in order to protect my lonely, scared, self-hating yet narcissistic personality!

 

[liamcool]

I'd prefer something else too, but I figured it'd work as a placeholder at least.

Maybe a Phish reference?

 

[Axver]

No, but I'm 15! And I'm totally awesome! And I really really need to maintain this outer shell of machoness in order to protect my lonely, scared, self-hating yet narcissistic personality!

What a girl. Go back into the kitchen.

 

[liamcool]

What a girl. Go back into the kitchen.

And make me dinner while you're at it, bitch.

 

[The Sad Punk]

And make me dinner while you're at it, bitch.

Potatoes?

 

[Axver]

Potatoes?

If there is another food that exists, Liam hasn't heard of it!

 

[liamcool]

Potatoes?

Just die.

 

[liamcool]

If there is another food that exists, Liam hasn't heard of it!

Much like your hunger for lamb?

 

[The Sad Punk]

Just die.

The best thing is, you have no idea what people eat in the Isle of Man, so you can't come up with anything back.

Although since Celtic myth says the Isle of Man is a clump of earth from Ireland, I guess they also probably eat... potatoes.

 

[liamcool]

The best thing is, you have no idea what people eat in the Isle of Man, so you can't come up with anything back.

Although since Celtic myth says the Isle of Man is a clump of earth from Ireland, I guess they also probably eat... potatoes.

You're from that insignificant little pseudo country?

 

[The Sad Punk]

You're from that insignificant little pseudo country?

Kinda.

 

[Axver]

The best thing is, you have no idea what people eat in the Isle of Man, so you can't come up with anything back.

Although since Celtic myth says the Isle of Man is a clump of earth from Ireland, I guess they also probably eat... potatoes.

I bet the Isle of Man doesn't have any Unfunny Cunts.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I bet the Isle of Man doesn't have any Unfunny Cunts.

I don't think there are any 15 year olds in the Isle of Man, anyway. I think everyone's either a 870 year old Viking or a Spanish or Phoenician sailor that got stuck there a long time ago.

There is no time on the Isle of Man.

 

[liamcool]

Kinda.

I feel sorry for you. :hugs:

 

[Axver]

You're from that insignificant little pseudo country?

Can't even keep its native tongue alive.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I feel sorry for you. :hugs:

Get those spud jerking paws off of me!

 

[The Sad Punk]

Can't even keep its native tongue alive.

See post above - not many people there are probably that Celtic, anyway. Although we will still defend to the death the belief that we are.

 

[liamcool]

Get those spud jerking paws off of me!

But you wanted them on you earlier!

 

[major_panic]

Kinda.

?? Do explain.

 

[Axver]

?? Do explain.

She was born male.

 

[The Sad Punk]

?? Do explain.

Not much to it, my dad's side of the family is mostly Manx, although there's an illegitimacy theory going a bit far back, so there may be something else rather than just Manx, but they came from the Isle of Man.

 

[Alisaura]

The best thing is, you have no idea what people eat in the Isle of Man, so you can't come up with anything back.

Although since Celtic myth says the Isle of Man is a clump of earth from Ireland, I guess they also probably eat... potatoes.

They must have been pretty hungry before Columbus came back from the Americas...

 

[Axver]

They must have been pretty hungry before Columbus came back from the Americas...

Italian cuisine: never eaten by the majority of history's Italians.

 

[liamcool]

They must have been pretty hungry before Columbus came back from the Americas...

We lied. The famine actually started something in the 1100's and went for 400 years.

And the observant will notice that the potato wasn't introduced until the mid-17th century, if I remember correctly.

 

[The Sad Punk]

They must have been pretty hungry before Columbus came back from the Americas...

No, they had pretty good links with the Andes. When there were pirate rides, they ate dirt, rocks, stars, things like that.