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mkay well there's a lot of embarrassing childhood stories for me. so i guess i'll just list them. oh and by the way, this is a grreat thread
1. first one off the top of my head. i was in kindergarten adn my teacher got all mad at me for interrupting her during quiet reading time (she read to us) and then she made me sit in the corner at a desk with my head down. and i remember she was really mean and i was crying. and i was really angry cause it was so unfair cause others kept interrupting her too. and i remember i said a bunch of bullshit about her. and the next day my parents got a letter from her saying that during my punishment i said some things and she wrote it ALL down. and it said stuff like '' you're a pig. i'm going to tell my brother on you and he's going to beat you up..." and stuff. ..... the funny thing is is that my brother was in 1st grade and i was in kindergarten...
2. my brother, me and my mom were in the minivan and i remember the window was open and i had this REALLY awesome teddy bear that i carried with me EVERYWHERE. he was yellow and he had neon orange ears. i think i was like 5 or 6? well anyways, the window was open and i remember asking my brother "if i put my bear outside the window, will he fly?" and my brother said i don't know, try it. and i stuck him out the window and i was like "will he fly on his own?" and my brother just shrugged. and then i let go and the teddy bear FLEW out on the street and under a truck behind us. and i screamed out HE FLEW HE FLEW!!! and my mom FREAKED OUT and stopped the car, put on the hazard lights and asked the trucker to back up so she could get the teddy bear and then she brought it back and locked the windows. the whole time, my brother was laughing...
3. my mom and her friends ALL have the same haircut. i confused my mom wiht her friend and threw my socks at my moms friend and asked her if i can go to my friends house. the lady looked at me and i apologized hysterically. i think i was ... 7 yrs old?
4. me and my brother had just watched tv with breakdancers and them doing crazy stunts and jumping moves and stuff. and i asked my brother to help me try to do this one move where i held my hands under my legs and my brother goes behind me and lifts me up and i flip over onto my feet. well... he didn't lift on time to when i was ready so i fell flat on my face and ended up breaking my collarbone. my mom was very unhappy about that. unfortunately, i was in 6th grade around then. or 12 years old.. hahah..
5. in 6th grade i was going through the phase where i want to look pretty. if you know waht i mean. so i took my dads razor and wondered, my eyebrows look gross. and i remmeber seeing my mom always do somethign to her eyebrows and so i ... SHAVED MY EYEBROW off........ everyone that asked at school the next day i said that it happened on accident.
i know there's more but i can't remmeber much. but here's a few hysterics about my brother.
apparently once my dad came home and my brother was sitting on the toilet peeing. but then my dad slammed the door shut, so the bugs from the outside wouldn't come in, and my brother freaked out, and fell into the toilet and he ended up having to get 7 stitches or so on his chin.
and this EXACT situation occurred again except this time my brother was in the shower. but my mom opened the door to the bathroom adn my brother freaked out and he slipped and he had to get 4 stitches on his eyebrow/forehead area. these both occurred when he was like 4 or 5 or something. haha