but but but.... no you're not!
She never leaves when she claims she is!
but but but.... no you're not!
I was thinking more along the lines of getting a group together to dance naked around a huge bonfire chanting weird shit about 666. That'd scare away any religious types, I'm sure.
I don't know anyone that would do that
Any volunteers???
I could come to their doors dressed like my avatar.
I don't know anyone that would do that
Any volunteers???
You.
I think the sight of me alone would hardly scare them
I could come to their doors dressed like my avatar.
She never leaves when she claims she is!
She lurks???
I have this awesome fantasy about terrifying the religious whackos of this world.
Now, it's no secret I like metal and have a very extensive collection of pretty extreme death and black metal. It's also no secret that I hold religious hyper-fundamentalists in contempt. So there are random not-really-accredited fundie tertiary institutions throughout the US, like Bob Jones University. This is the kind of place with crazy rules about how you are not allowed to listen to rock music, women must wear only full-length skirts, etc., etc. And of course, most of their students live on campus so the Moral Police can keep them under control.
So one night, at about 3am or so, I'd like to pay them a visit. In a car with a fucking amazing sound system. And crank some seriously overtly Satanic black metal and the most brutal, skull-crushing death metal I own at full volume.
THEY'D THINK IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING APOCALYPSE.
See, I would just start having hot lesbian sex on the lawn in broad daylight.I have this awesome fantasy about terrifying the religious whackos of this world.
Now, it's no secret I like metal and have a very extensive collection of pretty extreme death and black metal. It's also no secret that I hold religious hyper-fundamentalists in contempt. So there are random not-really-accredited fundie tertiary institutions throughout the US, like Bob Jones University. This is the kind of place with crazy rules about how you are not allowed to listen to rock music, women must wear only full-length skirts, etc., etc. And of course, most of their students live on campus so the Moral Police can keep them under control.
So one night, at about 3am or so, I'd like to pay them a visit. In a car with a fucking amazing sound system. And crank some seriously overtly Satanic black metal and the most brutal, skull-crushing death metal I own at full volume.
THEY'D THINK IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING APOCALYPSE.
Those places STILL exist? wow, it's 1950 all over again!
I'll Join ya brother let's rock their world!
Prepare to be horrified: Bob Jones University - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Seriously, I'd go through with that plan if given the opportunity. Oh god, it would be brilliant. Some thunderous guitar riffing, pounding bass, blastbeats from the drums, and totally disembodied black metal screeching vocals ... they'll believe it's the end of the world and Satan's right outside!
I have this awesome fantasy about terrifying the religious whackos of this world.
Now, it's no secret I like metal and have a very extensive collection of pretty extreme death and black metal. It's also no secret that I hold religious hyper-fundamentalists in contempt. So there are random not-really-accredited fundie tertiary institutions throughout the US, like Bob Jones University. This is the kind of place with crazy rules about how you are not allowed to listen to rock music, women must wear only full-length skirts, etc., etc. And of course, most of their students live on campus so the Moral Police can keep them under control.
So one night, at about 3am or so, I'd like to pay them a visit. In a car with a fucking amazing sound system. And crank some seriously overtly Satanic black metal and the most brutal, skull-crushing death metal I own at full volume.
THEY'D THINK IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING APOCALYPSE.
She keeps posting. For over an hour sometimes.
Prepare to be horrified: Bob Jones University - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Seriously, I'd go through with that plan if given the opportunity. Oh god, it would be brilliant. Some thunderous guitar riffing, pounding bass, blastbeats from the drums, and totally disembodied black metal screeching vocals ... they'll believe it's the end of the world and Satan's right outside!
See, I would just start having hot lesbian sex on the lawn in broad daylight.
Also:
Dude, how about, bring a HUGE ass sound system, some good amps and we'll make our OWN music.
that place makes me sick.
For instance, Jones, Jr. once said that Catholicism was "not another Christian denomination. It is a satanic counterfeit, an ecclesiastic tyranny over the souls of men....It is the old harlot of the book of the Revelation—'the Mother of Harlots.'" All popes, Jones asserted, "are demon possessed."
it just occured me that that university has a very nice abbreviation...
Hey guys, I'm at BJ university!
The BJU science department, which supports young-earth creationism,[22] offers majors in biology, chemistry, and physics and also offers courses in astronomy
interesting.
The school appealed the IRS decision all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court, arguing that the University met all other criteria for tax-exempt status and that the school's racial discrimination was based on sincerely held religious beliefs, that "God intended segregation of the races and that the Scriptures forbid interracial marriage."
For the record, my aunt went there, she loved it and always considers it to have been a wonderful experience. That being said, I will also concede that my mom said when she came back she was more of a hyperfundie then even
MY MOM (trust me that's huge) could stand, but after a while things went back to normal.
But that's not why I'm here.
I'm here Axver, to tell you, that you better make damn sure that after I die, I get the send off that Fake Dmitri number one, Fake son of Ivan the Terrible, did. If you don't know what that is, let me lay it out for you. Pretty much, I don't want to be burned at the stake, let's get that clear, but everything else that happened after that, so go ahead and cremate me, then stick my ashes in a cannon, point the cannon at Chicago, and fire away.
See, I would just start having hot lesbian sex on the lawn in broad daylight.
Also:
So, racism's in the bible now?