Ali Rose took her name by transposing Rose-Ari, like the Catholic repenting ritual. She thought that Ali Rose sounded better than Ari Rose, so she changed it slightly.
Danospano is obviously a simpsons fan, just by looking at his location: re homer crashes his car into the back of their station wagon in the snow storm after a night at moes, talking to the insurance agent if Im not mistaken.
Ali-Rose has a beautiful name. And finds this thread so attractive, alluring, and arousing that she wants to marry it (or keep it in a cage and love it forever and ever).
FoxFire-has never explained to The_Sweetest_Thing the origin of his name, but she forgives him. He's one kewl cat (insert cat picture here). Besides, he has a scary flying orange crayon of doom.