crabs

[Bonochick]

Crab Cream? That reminds me of Crack Cream.

When my best friend and I were shopping, we found Crack Cream. Ya know...just moisturizer for really dry, cracked skin...but we're really immature, so we spent a lot of time laughing over that.

 

[tiny dancer]

I got dead sick by eating too many crab legs, and drinking beer.

 

[IWasBored]

let's get back to this crusteacan zoo station parody...i liked that idea

 

[Bonochick]

I?m ready
I'm ready for the crabmeat
I'm ready
For some shrimp
Ready to dunk
Ready to dive
Into that food
That once was alive
I?m ready
Before it turns to mush

The cool of the knife
The warmth from the steam
I?ll be chowing down
Just like in my dream

They once were alive
Crustaceans
Didn't escape in time
Crustaceans



I don't even like seafood.

 

[zoney!]

Meggie and JKayet said that Seafood is the "hot, new Thing" - a "MUST hear"

 

[Bonochick]

How about I shove shrimp in your ears instead?

 

[zoney!]

I can make some interesting sounds with my fingers and ears.



I am not sure if I have entertained any Interferencers with this "trick"

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

crabs make one a hermit.

or is it the other way around.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i've been thinkin' about a crab joke for the past 5 minutes, but the only thing i can come up with would probably get me banned... or at the very least the thread closed... so i'll take a pass on this one.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm Crabs I only learned how to eat them while living here in Maryland. I had never tried one before. Although I don't like eating the whole thing cos you gotta break them and search for the good meat I like the meat already taken out for me LOL

 

[Angela Harlem]

mg's been conned by extender....

 

[JessicaAnn]

I can make some interesting sounds with my fingers and ears.



I am not sure if I have entertained any Interferencers with this "trick"

Perhaps you can go on tour with U2 (if they ever decide to tour again!) and be their opening act.

I can see it now ... Zoney and his Amazing Ear Noises

 

[Mullen-Girl]

mg's been conned by extender....

I have?

 

[Angela Harlem]

hard to say mg, i'm only joking but a lot of restaurants and food places dont serve what you think it is, especially if it isn't coming straight out of the shell. extender, to the non conniousseur (sp?) is a substitute for a lot of shell meat in seafood.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh LOL...well for what they charge it should be real

 

[easytiger]

I?m ready
I'm ready for the crabmeat
I'm ready
For some shrimp
Ready to dunk
Ready to dive
Into that food
That once was alive
I?m ready
Before it turns to mush

The cool of the knife
The warmth from the steam
I?ll be chowing down
Just like in my dream

They once were alive
Crustaceans
Didn't escape in time
Crustaceans



I don't even like seafood.

where's the rest?

 

[IWasBored]

I?m ready
I'm ready for the crabmeat
I'm ready
For some shrimp
Ready to dunk
Ready to dive
Into that food
That once was alive
I?m ready
Before it turns to mush

The cool of the knife
The warmth from the steam
I?ll be chowing down
Just like in my dream

They once were alive
Crustaceans
Didn't escape in time
Crustaceans



I don't even like seafood.

how did zoney post a blue smiley?

 

[easytiger]

how did zoney post a blue smiley?

magical powers.

unfortunately they're not that special

 

[IWasBored]

 

[IWasBored]

 

[easytiger]

now all you need is some white smilies and we'll have a patriotic motif

 

[IWasBored]

i could draw an angry flag!

 

[IWasBored]

i'm drawing one...

 

[easytiger]

can't wait to see the finished product

 

[IWasBored]

happy july 4th

 

[Bonochick]

Wow.

 

[Screaming Flower]

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

she even got all 50 stars: no more, no less.

 

[IWasBored]

she even got all 50 stars: no more, no less.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

looking at thing makes my skin feel funny.

don't ask.