Shuttlecock! Part XIV - CRAB - Being Consumed

[impy13]

Owner's Manual:

Shuttlecock!

 

[impy13]

See, that's just another reason GA freaks me out. I have the smallest bladder in the world and have to ration my liquids all day, knowing that my chances to pee are very limited once inside. And that rules out any alcohol.

Woe.

Well, if the Black Eyed Peas open, you can always just piss yourself to fit in with the Duchess.

 

[RedRocksU2]

?

 

[coolian2]

the thread title alone makes me itchy.

 

[lazarus]

Pfan and Impy are both Crabby Patties today.

 

[lazarus]

Shuttlecock! Part XIV: Crab--Being Eaten.

 

[impy13]

And I completely forgot about this, but two nights ago I had a dream about going crabbing off a pier. Jesus, I can see the future.

I'm honestly not joking about that at all. It happened.

 

[phillyfan26]

Impster, link me up with your vid and I'll throw that jaunt on the site.

 

[lazarus]

Shuttlecock! Part XIV: Return...the crab...to home...

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Shuttlecock! Part XIV: I did not notice the Metal Crab and it did not notice me

This made me lol.

 

[impy13]

Impster, link me up with your vid and I'll throw that jaunt on the site.

Episode The Plague of Britain

 

[lazarus]

Shuttlecock! Part XIV: Satan loves a crab scare but he won't scare you

 

[RedRocksU2]

lol

 

[corianderstem]

Crab-o-theque

 

[lazarus]

Shuttlecock! Part XIV: Tours of the future hold the big crustaceans

My god, I fear I'm going to start rewriting whole songs now and change the band name to Shuttlecrab.

 

[phillyfan26]

Get on new songs with crab themed lyrics. Check the site for those yet to be written. Mixing crabs with Lance's Mom would be ideal.

 

[impy13]

You can reaaaaccchhhhh but can you crab it?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Shuttlecock! Part XIV: Tours of the future hold the big crustaceans

My god, I fear I'm going to start rewriting whole songs now and change the band name to Shuttlecrab.

Cocks and crabs. I've been on this site way too fucking long.

 

[BoMac]

Shuttlecock! Part XIV: I'm waiting for the crabs from your table

 

[RedRocksU2]

the thread title alone makes me itchy.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I'll show you a place with no sorrow or shame
Where the girls have no crabs

 

[corianderstem]

Get On Your Crabs

 

[lazarus]

Shuttlecrab! Part XIV: I'll be crabby if I don't get crabs tonight

 

[u2popmofo]

Well, if the Black Eyed Peas open, you can always just piss yourself to fit in with the Duchess.

I just laughed out loud at work. Well done.

 

[lazarus]

You can reaaaaccchhhhh but can you crab it?

BRILLIANCE.


gfy

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[LMP]

Your love is like crabs, it gets passed around.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Shuttlecock! Part XIV: I'm waiting for the crabs from your table

That better not have been directed at me, buddy.

 

[u2popmofo]

Impster, link me up with your vid and I'll throw that jaunt on the site.

Where's mine, g-funk?

 

[LMP]

For the first time, I feel crabs.