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DreamOutLoud13 said:
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Oprah: Bono, quit staring at the shinies and come on, we've got places to be!
I've been giggling over this one for awhile
DreamOutLoud13 said:
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Oprah: Bono, quit staring at the shinies and come on, we've got places to be!
One campaign! Africa! I'm not done yet! WAIT! Third world debt! I'M NOT DONE YET!DreamOutLoud13 said:
kafrun said:
One campaign! Africa! I'm not done yet! WAIT! Third world debt! I'M NOT DONE YET!
Oprah: C'mon Bono.. Even I know when to shut up
kafrun said:
HAHAHA! I wrote my name all by myself
That's a good boy, Larry. Hooked On Phonics has certainly worked for you. We'll get you a cookie after signing.
Totally un-caption-related sidenote: OMG, Adam hotness
DreamOutLoud13 said:
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Oprah: Bono, quit staring at the shinies and come on, we've got places to be!
europop2005 said:
I just want to let everyone know that Edge has donated his house and half of all his future paychecks to African children!
I WHAT???
kafrun said:
HAHAHA! I wrote my name all by myself
That's a good boy, Larry. Hooked On Phonics has certainly worked for you. We'll get you a cookie after signing.
Totally un-caption-related sidenote: OMG, Adam hotness
kafrun said:
Rogan: Here Bono, I have a present for you.
A present for Bono??
Rogan: Yes, look at the shiny surfboard *hugs Ali*
Woooooow.. You must've used extra polish to get it looking that shiny
Ali: Ooh, that's a lovely cologne you're wearing tonight. Is that new?
Rogan: I wore it just for you Yes Bono, that's right, just keep watching the shiny surfboard
europop2005 said:
Wow Edge that was a great show huh?
Yes Larry, I am quite intrigued by the ratio of the decibal of the noise coming from the greater part of the large mass of homosapiens around us. If I calculate the fraction of the homosapiens that are applauding divided by the fractional square root of the homosapiens that are cheering I can well imagine that the crowd did quite enjoy our performance. Now if you excuse me I must go build a rocket.
Kristin Machina said:
U2FanPeter said:
Bono responds after losing the 1997 MTV Europe Award for Best Group to the Spice Girls!!!!
U2isthebest said:
U2 lost a fricking' award to the Spice Girls??? . Wow, people are stupid....Good call European teens....or not. LOL. God Bless!!
gluey said:
Bono sat for a few seconds, getting his breath back, and contemplating his lucky escape from the Plebans - led by Mummy JCoster and her twisted sistahs and anklebiting children....
gluey said:
WARNING!! Although this Bonosapian may appear cute, DO NOT feed, or keep shiney objects within its reach. Beach balls MUST remain deflated at ALL TIMES!
Lemon Grrrrrl said:
L: Say it, or I'll walk off this photo shoot!
B: Fine, Larry, fine. You have the best hair in the band. Are you happy now?
L: And?
B: You're really gonna make me say it?
L:
B: Okay, okay. You can sing better than me. You can play guitar better than me. You can brood better than me.
L: And?
B: <sigh> You are lord of the brood. All hail Larry, Lord of the Brood.
L: I don't believe you. I need to feel it - I didn't feel it when you said it.
B: