Can anyone remember any of those ZooTVisms?

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Viddy cool.

 

[BrownEyedBoy]

my screensaver is of all those ZooTVisms

can you please email me that screensaver again? I switched computers....

i would appreciate it very much.

 

[Jack In The Box]

ok, but wait me 1 hour....

 

[Mike P]

Don't ask me my source for this, because it was several years ago, and I've forgotten, but this list is supposed to be the complete listing of the phrases on the TV monitors:

car/future/is/a/fantasy/wife/victim/rape/food/sexy/war/the/media/is/
the/antichrist/bloody/kids/trash/mom/frenzy/fish/colour/******/everyone/
is/a/racist/except/you/ABBA/beano/just/do/me/bomb/whore/ultimately/
japan/chaos/i/want/it/now/death/is/inevitable/superficiality is god/avoid
conflict/ ignorance is bliss/cry more often/make friends/it's the real thing/
consume later/do not accept what you cannot change/ change what you can not
accept/remember what you dream/watch more tv/ cancer/do you believe me?/
you/are/a/victim/of/your/parents/your/tv/your/environment/
you/are/a/victim/of/your/self/faust/snot/kiss/milton'keynes/spasm/valve/
king/missile/tease/dump/alien/taxi/ orgasm/crude/nazi/bird/lager/is/this/
all/we/get?/massive/bus/stop/ bondage/hammer/futon/you'll/never/
walk/alone/ghetto/baby/secret/fear/secret/boom/urge/earth/junk/stop/
urge/to/survive/what/did/the/first/punk/rock/girl/wear/to/your/school/ fear/a
secret is something you tell one other person/ciao/cola/ca/plain/
pour/moi/je/ne/regret/rein/radioactive/glockenspeil/una/paloma/ blanco/jack/the/
lad/ca/plain/fire/friendly/fire/friendly/fire/una/
paloma/blanca/hell/cola/ca/plain/pour/moi/je/ne/regret/rein/ole/
croissant/crepe/hole/ work/is/the/blackmail/of/survival/ole/
croissant/crepe/glockenspeil/ donner/blitzen/bon/appetit/fatty/cum/
i/want/it/now/death/is/ inevitable/i/want/it/now/gun/pussy/school/
i/want/to/charge/it/debt/doubt/hope/hype/fake/wear/it/debt/
doubt/hope/hype/fake/wear/a/condom/tread softly/we/are/a/victim/
of/the/malaise/candy/napalm/flower/ attitude/hospital/panic/you/
are/all/part/of/the/problem/beware of the bull/urge/i/love/you/urge/
survive/soul/bear/disease/caviar/glib/instant/attack/shatter/illusion/
nervous/peace/suicide/damage/heaven/a/nervous/peace/damage/ignorance is
piss/luxury/ignore/speed/indulge/why/recycle/lust/love/
boxer/left/right/solution/vote/who/cares/flag/survive/soul/country/
disease/caviar/hyprocrisy/be gentle with me/this is not a rehearsal/ talk to
strangers/you/enjoy the surface/you/have/the/right/to/remain/
silent/oohlala/let/me/hear/you/say/yeah/walk/don't walk/free/pizza/
free/market/free/gift/free/nelson mandela/free admission/ hello cruel
world/pork/blind/ufo/bonk/cop/violence/sex/god/die/junk/spit/brain/
curse/bark/that's entertainment/freedom/slavery/riot/fascist/pig/ scratch/my
pleasure/weekend/mozart/bark/jesus wept/angel/cardboard/
jelly/war/boy/drug/high/head/ache/nervous/vous/voulez/six/sex/
sox/sux/sax/666/999/emergency/zumhaus/go/trip/loop/word/becomes/
flesh/bang/boom/dust/dig/wow/paranoia/fuzz/greed/seed/feed/ walt disney/on
ice/ambition bites the nails of success/believe everything/ watch more
tv/i/love/you/tv/believe/lie/manipulation is art/you are not immune/ every artist
is a cannibal/arm the unemployed/celebrity is a job/ death is a career
move/zooropa/us/fear/awkward/mock the devil and he will flee from
thee/si/oui/nein/rebellion is packaged/nobody/move/
and/nobody/gets/hurt/plutonium/pulse/deterrent/waste/proliferate/
krypton/secret/warhead/fastbreeder/halflife/windscale/genetic/
electronwinter/dustbin/M.A.D./reprocess waste/contaminate/chill/mutant/
Sellafield/religion is a club/reject your weakness/contradiction is
balance/shalabalom/bruce/kevin/john/bits/monica/willie/carol/alice/
dave/26/mark/eamo/hubert/bronwen/ned/richard/davis/hugh/jeff/jay/
michael/nueg/vasula/be/dig/wow/paranoia/artist manipulation/fake/
you/are/a/victim/of/zumhaus/thisisabust/idliketoteachtheworldtosing/
guiltisnotofgod/silence=death/rock&rollisentertainment/
thepastisafantasy/pesticide/jean/de/florette/home/sweet/home/
angel/candy/weekend/mozart/weekend/star/judge/joke/star/
it'syourworldyoucanchangeit.

-Mike

 

[AdamsPoptart]

KILL YOUR T.V.!!!...Ahahahahahaha...

 

[intedomine]

you'll never walk alone!


GO REDS


IT COULD NEVER HAPPEN HERE.....i love that line, could mean so much

WHAT'S IT?
WHERE IS HERE?

 

[Angela Harlem]

There is a pool line in there??!! hahaha cool.
I like It Could Never happen Here too. Also in Sydney when he said 'It will be great when it's finished...' Stupid little thing not many probably noticed, but shows he and the guys who designed it did some research....unless it is a phrase everyone says about Sydney

MikeP, wow! Thank you!! I can't imagine how someone got all that, except the manual way which boggles the mind.

Love these ZooTVisms

 

[Mike P]

Yeah, the website I found it on claimed the author had done a frame-by-frame viewing of the ZooTV Sydney video. That's dedication right there.

-Mike

 

[Angela Harlem]

That...is impressive!