Bummerville, CA, United States Superthread

[LemonMelon]

Oh man, this is the same love interest as the guy from Moonlight and Mistletoe. He gave up a seven-figure salary to stand up cardboard reindeer in parking lots.

 

[LemonMelon]

Also, the city appeared out of nowhere, no one can find it without being brought there....


It's the North Pole.

That's Garland for ya!

 

[LemonMelon]

"My dad...he's always wanted me to take over the family business."

Figuring out the twist to this movie is like

 

[bono_212]

Now kiss

 

[bono_212]

They make toys..... I told you.


Oh my god.... Can the movie be more transparent?

 

[LemonMelon]

"You treated everyone in town today...you're really getting the hang of this!"

"Nah, I just don't give a shit."

 

[bono_212]

Man, the patients are faking their injuries. Are they just giving her a line of patients to keep her happy and busy so she doesn't notice she's IN THE NORTH POLE?!

I bet they brought her there to Wed the future Santa. This is really sinister.

 

[bono_212]

But they get cell and internet reception, even though no one can find the place.

 

[LemonMelon]

This knock off linkedin looks like geocities if geocities wore a tie

 

[bono_212]

Rudy is a reindeer, calling it. And by Rudy, I mean rudolph.

 

[bono_212]

Yes! I knew it. Oh my god.

 

[LemonMelon]

Rudy's in the barn!

 

[bono_212]

Ok, this is great. I didn't expect this. I thought this was just going to be a generic romcom. I love it.

 

[LemonMelon]

Rudy's not...a....uh....reindeer...he's...our town...president

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm not a vet. Fuck you.

 

[bono_212]

I don't want to help an animal! I'm not a veterinarian! I don't know what I'm doing.

:knowsexactlywhatshesdoing:

 

[LemonMelon]

HE NEEDS TO BE BETER BY CHRISTMAS EVE FOR THE CHRISTMAS EVE FESTlVAL

 

[bono_212]

Ok, if you didn't catch the twist with this scene, I feel bad for you... Will rudy be ready by Christmas eve? Derp derp derp

 

[bono_212]

Even CC is on it now.

 

[LemonMelon]

This is not the real twist. It can't be.

The real twist: human sacrifice.

 

[bono_212]

I'm telling you, it's that they're keeping her there to marry the new Santa.

 

[LemonMelon]

So...wait...they can't receive mail...yet the coffee lady promised her "special order" 2% milk?

That's reindeer milk.

 

[bono_212]

It's a Christmas miracle worth of flowers!

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm telling you, it's that they're keeping her there to marry the new Santa.

They're going to slay her to save Rudy.

 

[LemonMelon]

The OS on that phone was made in 1985

 

[bono_212]

Working on his night moves.

 

[LemonMelon]

READY TO JOIN THE MILE HlGH CLUB?

GET IN THE PLANE

 

[bono_212]

Oh man, they totally boned

 

[LemonMelon]

CC is now pregnant with the son of future Santa.

She now craves milk, cookies and raw reindeer meat.

 

[LemonMelon]

CC wants to give Santa a prostate exam. It was her childhood dream and it can now be realized.