Bummerville, CA, United States Superthread

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Northern Exposure is an American television series that ran on CBS from 1990 to 1995, with a total of 110 episodes. It dealt with a New York City physician, Dr. Joel Fleischman, who is sent to practice in the (fictional) town of Cicely, Alaska. Early episodes dealt with Fleischman's culture shock in the small town. As he became acclimated, more attention was paid to the town's quirky residents. While the show was nominally premised on the "fish out of water" conflict between Fleischman's big city ways and the small town mores of the Cicely residents, its focus shifted to dive more deeply into the quirky personalities of the eccentric townfolk.

 

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Hahaha another joke about how small the town is! Hahahahkillmehahahaahah

 

[LemonMelon]

Apparently, locals stalk the hospital to make sure they're the first to give roses. What a bunch of failures.

 

[LemonMelon]

BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

GET lN THE TRUCK

 

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I'm beginning to doubt that guy was actually a pilot, since he just kinda drives around in his pickup truck all day kidnapping.

 

[LemonMelon]

"Why is everything in your truck covered in sawdust?"

"I murder mannequins."

 

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Wow, she knows how to start a conversation... Why IS everything in his truck covered in saw dust?

 

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"Why is everything in your truck covered in sawdust?"

"I murder mannequins"

Oh, that makes sense.

 

[LemonMelon]

Oh, that makes sense.

The sawdust is analogous to blood.

 

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100% Internet connection? What the hell was THAT popup?

 

[LemonMelon]

That website was made in MS Paint by me.

 

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Apparently in Alaska, you upload the Internet to your computer.

 

[LemonMelon]

They have to special order 2% milk? What, is elk ass cheaper than chicken too?

 

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Stomach ache from too much Christmas candy is the highest priority? Really? There is a line of people around the corner.... That's the worst case of them all?

 

[LemonMelon]

CC is the only doctor in the state. Great time for a black plague.

 

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CC is the only doctor in the state. Great time for a black plague.

They have to wait..
CHRISTMAS CANDY

 

[LemonMelon]

Stomach ache from too much Christmas candy is the highest priority? Really? There is a line of people around the corner.... That's the worst case of them all?

They just want to get in her scrubs.

 

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It was definitely poison. She was GIVEN all that Christmas candy!

 

[LemonMelon]

This kid is such a fucking gold digger, giving gifts to these old people on death's door.

 

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He's covering well, though, saying other people are sending them. No one will suspect a thing until it's already too late.

 

[LemonMelon]

The only tension in this movie is the wait to discover why this film is called Christmas Under Wraps. Is Christmas under fire and she has to hide it?

 

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They keep trying to get her to shop at the general store. I bet that's where they make the stepford wives.

 

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The only tension in this movie is the wait to discover why this film is called Christmas Under Wraps. Is Christmas under fire and she has to hide it?

Is it even Christmas time? They live in ALASKA.

 

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Oh, apparently it is.

 

[LemonMelon]

She's looking more like a walmart customer by the hour.

 

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Ok... There is an elf.

 

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I'm almost 100% positive that guy is in fact Santa... I think she's in the North Pole. I'm calling it.

 

[LemonMelon]

Apparently they make gingerbread houses out of gingerbread men.

 

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He runs the holiday store where they build toys. He loves cookies. His son is the next in a long line of city founders.... THERE'S AN ELF IN HIS BACKYARD.

 

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Also, the city appeared out of nowhere, no one can find it without being brought there....


It's the North Pole.