Bra, Italy Superthread

[Axver]

They're all made of win.

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door "Are you jacking off in there or something?!" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

Wow, somebody fails hard as a parent.

 

[Cin]

Wow, somebody fails hard as a parent.

I laugh at children when they say things like that. Yet another reason why I would be a bad parent.

 

[Reggo]

I'd be the kind of parent who, if I heard my kids curse, I'd say, "Hey! Watch your fucking language!" and expect them to obey.

 

[Cin]

Time for me to get ready for work
and pick up my keys

 

[Axver]

I'm less concerned with the swearing and more with the way it's used. Couldn't care less if a kid thought their toy was "fucking great".

See you, Cin!

 

[Reggo]

I'm less concerned with the swearing and more with the way it's used. Couldn't care less if a kid thought their toy was "fucking great".

See you, Cin!

Good point.

Bye, Cin!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

STUPID FREAKING FOSSIL WATCH

I'm gonna end up breaking my fingers AND the watch trying to get the stupid back off of it

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

K, I got the stupid thing off.

 

[Axver]

Ah, but did your fingers survive?

 

[Reggo]

Mom: He [my brother] has my underpants on!
Me: LOL Why?
Mom: How should I know?

Uhm, cause you're home and you're supposed to be watching him?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Ah, but did your fingers survive?

Mostly.

 

[Reggo]

I am so tempted to press my luck right now.

 

[Reggo]

We're never going to get out of this bra.

ETA: I typed "groping" instead of "going". You're welcome.

 

[Axver]

Where is Ashley? She had a location she wanted to take us to.

 

[Reggo]

Axver, would it be worth the lulz, even if he kills me, to text Derek and ask him, "Does this mean you're not going to send me any more pictures of your dick?" Cause I'm thinking it's worth the lulz. I've been laughing my ass off just at the idea.

 

[Axver]

Haha, his reaction could be priceless.

 

[bono_212]

Sorry, I made my daily venture out of my room. I'm back, don't be alarmed.

 

[Axver]

Welcome back ... Ashley.

 

[Reggo]

Haha, his reaction could be priceless.

It'd probably be the highlight of my day.

Ashley, your thoughts?

 

[bono_212]

Axver.

 

[bono_212]

It'd probably be the highlight of my day.

Ashley, your thoughts?

Eh, why the hell not?

 

[bono_212]

SUPERTHREAD, I BRING YOU TIDINGS OF GREAT JOY WHICH SHALL BE UNTIL ALL PEOPLE:

Kim says, "Hello."

 

[Axver]

SUPERTHREAD, I BRING YOU TIDINGS OF GREAT JOY WHICH SHALL BE UNTIL ALL PEOPLE:

Kim says, "Hello."

Kiiiiim! I shall not experience great joy until she posts, though.

 

[bono_212]

Aww hell, the Star Wars family guy special is on and I've never seen it! This wouldn't be a bad thing, but I think it's an hour long, and Conan's on in half an hour!!!

 

[bono_212]

Dear Lord, this is a scene by scene parody

 

[bono_212]

Yeah this is really disappointing. It's like seriously...just the movie...with Family Guy characters in place of the real characters, and a few random scenes of humor. This could've been so much better.

 

[Axver]

I wouldn't be expecting quality from Family Guy, though.

 

[bono_212]

I know, but man it's hard to mess up a Star Wars special

 

[Reggo]

Ha, every time I call Delta airlines for work, Ash, I think of you. 800-221-1212.

 

[Axver]

Yeah, Star Wars is bad enough. You have to really try to make it worse.