THE SHEEPISH TIMES
SHEEP OVERTHROW NEW ZEALAND GOVERNMENT IN WELLINGTON
Author: Vlad n U 2 Date: 30-9-09
Today a flock of sheep, most likely from the mountains on South Island, have overthrown the New Zealand government and subsequently took hold of the country. At noon, the NZ parliament reported sheep noises outside, which they quickly dismissed as Prime Minister John Key pretending to be a sheep in order to scare away Australian tourists. However, this was not the case, a few hours later, a flock of nearly one hundred sheep charged through parliament and began to headbutt NZ politicians, one reported seeing a gleam of red in their eyes, "I'm flabbergasted, bro, this sheep was trying to knock me out by headbutting me, well bro, I noticed a beam of red in its eyes, its freaky as". Reportedly, a few hours later, the ferocious and somewhat evil sheep took PM John Key hostage. The ram declared a new government and relegated NZ citizens to the empty fields near Mount Cook.