For our band camp, we drove about 2 hours away to a little college in Ohio called Bluffton College. It was a religeous college. We'd go monday morning and get back friday night. It was always the highlight of the summer, unfortunately.
I do have some interesting and *scandalous* band camp stories. Although no one shoved a flute inside them, there was a girl who brought a dildo with her. Her room mate stole it and gave it to us, and we put it up in the lobby of our dorm building we stayed in, with the words: WHO'S DILDO IS THIS? It was hilarious, but the girl was mad at us.
There was that wonderful game of strip poker that we had going on in the basement. And that even better game of truth or dare on the band bus to Florida. Robby, a young freshman dork had never been kissed before. By the end of that bus ride, no only did he get his first kiss, but he also ate his first piece of candy off of a girl's boob, and learned how to remove a bra. The boy made me proud.
But band camp wasn't all a big Girls Gone Wild experience. There was the time I got to be squad leader, and I treated it like a military operation. I made a freshman girl cry...she thought I was serious when I called her a "Maggot". But I made up with her, and my squad went on to win the marchoff. It was fun.
There was skit night, where I dressed up like a woman. We were playing the dating game, and I was the date. The contestant was an awkward freshman named Josh. I am a pretty big guy (6'2", 200 lbs), so it hard to find a dress I could fit into. But there was a big girl, and I got into hers alright. But when I got out there, everyone was screaming and laughing and taking pictures of me. Then, I looked down. This dress happened to be tight around my crotch, and basically, Mr.Happy's outline was well defined. This was my senior year. I had freshman girl's mothers yell at me when they saw the pictures. I felt bad. Plus, you could see through the dress, to my polkadot boxers. Ugh.
That's all for now. More after the rest of you start posting more scandalous things.