Balzers, Liechtenstein Superthread (200 Superthreads!)

[Alisaura]

I'm gonna duck out too...




....... *stalks Diane*

 

[Irishteen]

I seriously think I have over 500 books. I am not a happy camper of I don't have at least three on the go.

What are you reading?

At the moment I'm reading Mostly Harmless by Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker's Guide)

How about yourself?

Sorry for taking so long to post; got distracted

 

[Axver]

Almost Harmless?

Somebody didn't look at the front cover closely enough!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

seeya

well if everyone is going to be quiet I'll amuse myself. . . .

I'm looking for kitty toys on ebay. There's slim pickings and I think I'll just make something myself.

A ball of aluminum foil, a shoestring, and an empty toilet paper tube are far more entertaining to kats than anything you can buy

Although I do have a little furry mouse with a computer chip in it that makes squeaking sounds when it's batted around, and I don't even have a cat yet, though I hope to get one soon.

 

[Cin]

Three books on the go at once? I'd get too confused. I'm reading a book about the not too commmon "crazy cat man" I do read other normal books like Harry Potter and biographies and things.

I'm no crazy cat lady. . . .

 

[Irishteen]

Almost Harmless?

Somebody didn't look at the front cover closely enough!

It's 4am cut me some slack

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Almost Harmless?

Somebody didn't look at the front cover closely enough!

Is that the one that's all about the cricket? I can't remember which that was, but it bored me so.

 

[Cin]

A ball of aluminum foil, a shoestring, and an empty toilet paper tube are far more entertaining to kats than anything you can buy

Although I do have a little furry mouse with a computer chip in it that makes squeaking sounds when it's batted around, and I don't even have a cat yet, though I hope to get one soon.

the squeeky mouse toy is a big hit in our house. It's brought to us with a mousey muffled meeeooowwww. Balled up foil is the other favourite.

 

[Irishteen]

Guys apparently there's a sixth Hitchhiker's book being written

 

[liamcool]

NP: Hand In Hand - Phil Collins (995/4614)

...painful

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Guys apparently there's a sixth Hitchhiker's book being written

Too bad Adams isn't writing it from the grave

 

[Axver]

Guys apparently there's a sixth Hitchhiker's book being written

What?!

I mean, Douglas Adams is dead! More information, please?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | New Hitchhiker's author announced

 

[Irishteen]

What?!

I mean, Douglas Adams is dead! More information, please?

The author of the Artemis Fowl series Eoin Colfer has been granted permission by Adams' widow to write a sixth book for publication next year

 

[Axver]

If it's not written by Douglas Adams, it's not Hitch-Hiker's. It's simply overblown fanfic.

 

[liamcool]

don't look too far

 

[Irishteen]

Yeah I agree Axver; this'll just be a fanfic by a real author

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

If it's not written by Douglas Adams, it's not Hitch-Hiker's. It's simply overblown fanfic.

Amen.

Adams's voice dripping from every line is what makes the books grand. No one else would be able to emulate that.

 

[Irishteen]

I'd like to show this to every annoying fundamentalist Christian in the world...


"I’m a Christian, you Fuckers
All kinds of Christians are getting mad about my Sarah Palin comments, and it is pissing me off.

First of all – you fucking fake Christians - don’t fucking question my Christianity. I grew up in the church. My grandfather was a minister, who is with God now and talks to me in my dreams from God’s corner office. I am a former Sunday school teacher. I taught the Bible to children and showed them how to love God and invite him into their hearts. I believe in God – but I don’t fear him. God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God’s fag hag cuz didn’t you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. That is my God. God is my biggest fan. God gets me, dude.

God wants us all to just get along. He doesn’t give a shit about the profanity. The bitch fucking invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious. He just wants you to talk to him, and he doesn’t care what you have to say. He just wants to keep the conversation going. Like Jay-Z,he just wants to love you. He just wants you to be able to make your own decisions. God is all about you and what you need. God is happy that you are gay. God made you fucking gay cuz he thinks it is awesome. God understands if you need to have an abortion. That is why he created abortion, on the 8th day. God accepts. God forgives. God loves all of us, even though some of us might have a problem with each other.

Don’t fucking question my Christianity you fucking idiot assholes. If you continue to have a problem, then talk to God about it, not me, you fucking racist homophobic misogynist fake Christian shitheads. God thinks it is funny that I swear so much. He said I could use his name in vain or whatever. He just wants me to use it. He loves me. So fuck you. And I guess he loves you too. Even though you are fake Christian assholes. If you were truly Christians, you would let gays get married, and send them fucking presents from Bed Bath and Beyond!

If you truly believed in Jesus, you would try to be like him and love us, fags and dykes and feminists all. God bless you, even you. You fucking fuckers."

 

[Axver]

Now, in the wake of this Pseudo-Hitch-Hiker's book, I wonder how many crank fanfic writers online are going to think that maybe one day, they'll be given the honour of writing an extra book in their beloved series!

 

[liamcool]

NP: He Knows, You Know - Marillion (1000/4614)

 

[Axver]

A strong hurricane's passing through OOC ...

 

[Irishteen]

Now, in the wake of this Pseudo-Hitch-Hiker's book, I wonder how many crank fanfic writers online are going to think that maybe one day, they'll be given the honour of writing an extra book in their beloved series!

They're actually already asked me to write the seventh book

In it; it's a prequel about Ford's time on Earth

 

[Irishteen]

Why is it that when the thread dies everyone posts at once?

 

[RavenBlue]

Hey Suckers

 

[liamcool]

Why is it that when the thread dies everyone posts at once?

Because we're impatient.

 

[Axver]

Hey Ravva!

How's it going?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Have any of you ever had bubble tea?

 

[Axver]

They're actually already asked me to write the seventh book

In it; it's a prequel about Ford's time on Earth

I was thinking of writing a pre-prequel about Ford's time before he got to Earth. I'm sure it'll be a multi-million best-seller!

 

[Irishteen]

Have any of you ever had bubble tea?

Dani loves that; she made me try it a few times it's pretty okay