Darth Vader
The Fly
Utoo said:Admiral Piet. What a pussy.
I think "pansy" is more appropriate.
Utoo said:Admiral Piet. What a pussy.
Canadiens1160 said:Was the TIE Vanguard a worthwhile pilot project for the TIE Interceptor, or just a money pit. Don't you think the TIE Advanced design could have been pushed ahead into Interceptor configuration a lot faster?
Are you ever annoyed by the logistical problems plaguing the Empire's distribution system?
Darth, you've had some pretty coy 'fatal weaknesses' built into your superweapons. Tell us, what's ahead for the Dark Lord?
Canadiens1160 said:Now, I know you're a pilot at heart, Mr. Vader. What's your preferred Engines/Lasers/Shields power distrobution when in a snubfighter? I know the usual TIE Advanced only has two laser cannons to worry about, so do you like to divert a lot to the weapons to keep them ready to go?
I know that a lot of Dark Lords favour the improved speed that increased engine power can provide.
Also, have you ever sussed out the pros and cons of a cloaking device?
Darth Vader said:
Didn't you see The Empire Strikes Back? He found out the same time I did... I think.
Darth Vader said:
Ah, a common misconception... I actually don't need the cybernetic suit to live, just for work. On my off days, I wear my red velvet pimp suit.
nbcrusader said:Why did it take you so long to figure out you had a daughter? After all, you did have lunch with her on Bespin.
nbcrusader said:Why did you offer to turn Luke to the dark side when it would mean the Emperor would have to kill you (since there can only be two Sith)?
U2Kitten said:
No you already knew and were hiding it from him. At the beginning of the movie, you were already looking for 'young Skywalker' and said "The rebels are there, and Skywalker is with them!" It's the reason you attacked the Hoth base, remember? You knew, but you didn't want Palps to find out, because there can only be two Sith Lords and one of you three would have to go. He'd want to use Luke to get rid of you and you wanted to use Luke to, in your own words "Rule the galaxy as father and son!" Palps wanted Luke killed, but you said 'if he could be turned he'd be a great asset' so he wouldn't have him killed until you found him. You were smart to do that, and wise to not let the Emperor use the force to probe your mind.
U2Kitten said:
easytiger said:pimp suits
Darth Vader said:
In short, it was Obi-Wan's fault. Again.
mdw3935 said:You seem to always be blaming Obi-Wan for everything. I think you were jealous of him because he had that hot accent and you didn't.
Why didn't you just listen to Mace when he told you to stay away while he went to arresst Palpy? Then you showed up and helped Palpy kill him.
Do you think you could beat Yoda in a fight?
And finally the all most important question, which came first the chicken or the egg?
PS: Would have loved to see ya in that pimp suit!!
Darth Vader said:
George Lucas has fucked with these movies so much that even I can't remember important plot twists.
Utoo said:
Do you think Obi-Wan was nailing Padme on the side? I expected that to come up & play into your descent into the Dark Side, but it never did.....
Utoo said:Has Yoda ever entered a midget-tossing contest?
Dulce de Leche said:5 stars
Bonofire said:Do you ever take girls back to your hyperbaric chamber?
"Yes, my master, I submit myself to you, my master!"
ZeroDude said:Dear Doctor Vader, have you ever considered purchasing an Oasis album at any point in your life? If so would you think it reasonable if Liam Gallagher was to remake the entire Star Wars saga with a more conservative budget?
Oscar Wilde or Steve Vai?
(I’m starting to think that Lord Vader isn’t what he claimed to be
James Earl Jones with a PHD, justifying rap and false alimony.)
ZeroDude said:Will you ever get round to playing “Freebird”?
Did you throw Dave Mustaine out of Metallica?
Darth Vader said:
No, but the hell is a "wonderwall"?
ZeroDude said:Megadeth man eh?
Surely with your heightened perceptive capabilities you would know.
Darth Vader said:
I suppose.
But seriously, what is it?
Darth Vader said:
You thought you could redeem yourself there at the end, didn't you?
Well, you thought right