Albuquerque, New Mexico Superthread

[Axver]

I love him screaming while he describes approaching a girl. The only girl who wouldn't run away is a sex doll.

 

[Irishteen]

She can't keep her hands to herself" of course she can't she's slapping you!

 

[Reggo]

I'm listening to Led Zeppelin to try to retain my sanity. I suddenly feel like my sense of humour has been sucked away.

 

[Axver]

So, the start of Cuntsickle Stick proves this guy can count to ten.

Only two year olds are impressed.

 

[Irishteen]

Ax he's gonna explode on your ass!

 

[Vlad n U 2]

So, the start of Cuntsickle Stick proves this guy can count to ten.

Only two year olds are impressed.

My 5 year old sister could do it much more impressively.

 

[Irishteen]

"He makes his own unique music in his own studio apartment (after upgrading from recording in his bedroom with a $60 and his girlfriend’s laptop."

this guy has a girlfriend?

 

[Axver]

Get the fuck off my nuts!

 

[Reggo]

I didn't know hookers brought their laptops with them to work.

 

[Irishteen]

like like like like like like gonna take my rocket ship to the moon like like like like like like like like boom boom clap boom boom clap

 

[Axver]

Damn John, this album is crunkaMOFUKKalicious.

 

[Irishteen]

Damn John, this album is crunkaMOFUKKalicious.

No truer words have ever been spoken

 

[Axver]

Suck. On. My. Mother. Fucking. Autotune Nuts.

 

[Irishteen]

"You say my music sucks bitch *unintelligible autotune* suck my nuts"

 

[Axver]

Mayday mayday my album sucks balls.

 

[Irishteen]

Mayday mayday my album sucks balls.

Ax...Brokencyde are better than this...those words don't seem right...

 

[Axver]

Is this trying to be some kind of heartfelt ballad?

... a heartfelt ballad to autotune?

 

[Axver]

YEAH l'M THE SEX MAN

 

[Irishteen]

"Spanky is the sex man, Spanky is the sex!"

 

[Axver]

Hahaha in that anti-hater diatribe, he asks "please stop hating".

... NO.

 

[Irishteen]

sweetbabe007’s Music Profile – Users at Last.fm

 

[Axver]

Oh my god the deep grumbling caveman!

 

[Irishteen]

How is this not a joke?

 

[Axver]

It's got to be a Brokencyde parody.

Got to be.

 

[Irishteen]

His other band

Scene Kidz – Discover music, videos, concerts, & pictures at Last.fm

 

[Axver]

This is the Hiroshima and Nagasaki of music.

IT'S GETTING WORSE.

 

[Irishteen]

We Are Inexcusably Horrible by Brokenshit : Reviews and Ratings - Rate Your Music

Brokencyde parody

 

[Irishteen]

How do these guys not kill themselves?

 

[Axver]

This guy is getting so desperate for a blowjob that he's asking his haters to lick his "D".

 

[Reggo]

I have some hand sanitizer. I'm thinking I want to rub a few drops in my eyes.