He's high on a drug called Charlie Sheen, he wants a raise to 3 mil per episode, he's going to sue CBS.
Delusions of grandeur much?
(CNN) -- In interviews with two television networks that aired Monday, Charlie Sheen said he has cured his substance abuse addictions with his mind -- and alleged that CBS, which put his sitcom on hiatus, is trying to take his money and destroy his family.
Sheen said he would go back and finish the season of "Two and a Half Men," which CBS halted last week after Sheen called a radio show. But, he said, because of his psychological distress, he wants $3 million per episode rather than the $2 million he was making.
"I'm tired of pretending I'm not special," Sheen told NBC. "I'm tired of pretending I'm not bitching a total freaking rock star from Mars. And people can't figure me out. They can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."
He later said he has "tiger blood and Adonis DNA."
CBS and Warner Bros. Television said in a joint statement last week that "Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of 'Two and a Half Men' for the remainder of the season."
CBS previously placed the sitcom on "production hiatus" after the actor began rehab treatments. The show had been scheduled to resume taping on four more episodes this week. It's not clear if "Two and Half Men" will return for a ninth season.
Sheen told ABC he plans to sue CBS "tons" for halting the show.
"Everybody thinks I should be begging for my job back," he told NBC. "And I'm just going to forewarn them that it's everyone else who's going to be begging me for their job back."
"Come Wednesday morning, they're going to rename it Charlie Bros., not Warner Bros.," he said.
He said he never showed up on the set drunk or high, but acknowledged he might have showed up "a little bit sideways" because of lack of sleep. Asked whether he missed a day of work, he said, "not a day that cost anybody any money," saying he might have missed "practice."
"When I step between the lines, it's on," he said. "And I'm there to show others how it's done. It's not really rocket science."
Sheen insisted to both NBC and ABC that he is clean -- and ABC revealed the results of a drug test showing that he tested negative for the presence of 10 drugs.
Asked the last time he used drugs, he replied, "Don't remember. Don't care. Drug tests don't lie."
"I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind," he said when asked how he cured himself of his addictions. "I had to unload 22 years of fiction and just decided I don't believe that anymore." When asked to elaborate on "fiction," he said, "The fiction of AA (Alcoholics Anonymous). It's a silly book written by a broken-down fool who is a plagiarist."
He said he renamed his home Sober Valley Lodge during his rehabilitation, and "we wouldn't allow AA to be a part of it."
On whether he worries about his five children someday reading about his issues, Sheen said, "God, no. Talk about an education."
He would not talk about recent high-profile incidents during which he allegedly was using drugs and alcohol and became violent, saying only that the people who are talking about the incidents "weren't there" and calling their accounts "the gibberish of fools."
"I can't do that right here, because that means I have to expose people," he told ABC when asked about the incidents. He denied being violent, but said he does have a violent side "when it's needed to protect my family, absolutely. And it's not like anything you'll ever see."
He said as far as he knows, there are no drugs in his home, but said he will throw them away if he finds them.
Told his fans are worried about him, Sheen told NBC he is fine, saying "I've always had a plan. I've executed it perfectly."
But he says that now, he is at "war" with CBS and the show's co-creator, Chuck Lorre. Asked whether he is angry, he said he is "passionate. I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger."
The network is "trying to take all my money and leave me with no means to support my family." He said he will fight them "with zeal, and with focus and violent hatred."
But he denied any anti-Semitic intent behind his earlier comments on Lorre, in which he said Lorre's real name was Chaim Levine. "I've never had that in my past," he said. "You can look as deep and as far as you want."