The Sad Punk
Blue Crack Addict
Narrator: Suddenly the doors slammed closed
Woman (over the video): I didn't know what to do, I stared, helpless, at my children as the train rolled out. The last coherent though I remember is thinking I would never see them again.
Narrator: With her children's very lives at stake, the woman reached for the emergency break
*enter an angry looking conductor*
Conductor: Take your seat ma'am, we have a dead line to make
Woman: But my children!
Conductor: I don't have time for this nonsense, TAKE. YOUR. SEAT.
The conductor has a long, curly moustache and top hat, of course.