its officially a ballad about a bad dog

[Flag Pole Pear]

last night, at 1 am i teleconferenced-a-phoned a fine establishment in poland.

i have never called anywhere in europe before. it was quite interesting.

random musings:

-i dreamt that sicy fell down the stairs, and it was larrymullengirl who pushed her. afterwards they proceeded to fight each other in the basement where i was trying to fall asleep. afterall, i had just teleconferenced-a-phoned a place in poland and i was quite tired.

"you bitch!"
"what!?!?!"
"you pushed me down the stairs!!!!!"
"i didnt do nothin!"
"i felt it, i saw it, you did do somethin, it was me you did by tossing me down the stairs that there (dear diary, and yes you are dear) is somethin!"
"bullshit, ill kick your ass like this, watch"

----

dear diary

----

the two of them, then fought for a good period of time, as i tried to fall asleep after teleconferencing-a-phoned poland. i was pretty tired, so i was trying to fall asleep.

then screaming flower came to my house, and joined the fight. the two screaming ladies in the basement were beating each other up pretty badly (its true, dear diary (and yes, you are dear) from what i remember of the dream), but flower broke them up and for whatever reason, began to cyphon gas out of our concrete floor.

in the meantime i had come out of my room to say "hey guys, its doozeman. ya, uh king here. listen, i just wanted to let ya know (dear diary) that im trying to go to sleep, k'ers?"

and so they were quiet, but it was cause of shannon.

sicy and larrymullen made up and proceeded to go on to my laptop where they downloaded an abundance of hardcore pornography and bashed diamond at interference among other things.

that was my random musing.

-king

 

[Sicy]

Well, I'm very proud of you for using Official in your title

But I think your dream was wrong.. it was actually me pushing you down the stairs

 

[Screaming Flower]

did i light anything on fire?

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

Well, I'm very proud of you for using Official in your title

But I think your dream was wrong.. it was actually me pushing you down the stairs

no, im never wrong. but you dont need to worry (dear diary, and yes, you are dear) sicy, you didnt get hurt. you were just irate.

screaming flower, you lit my bed on fire as a symbol of how hot i am in the sack.



laaaaaaaaame.

 

[Screaming Flower]

that was so lame.

 

[Sicy]

I deathbears that are lame and screaming flowers that tell them they are lame

 

[Screaming Flower]

i sicilian women who calling deathbear lame and flowers who think deathbear is lame

 

[Sicy]

lmao

I flowers who know that deathbears are lame and are not afraid of telling them so

 

[Screaming Flower]

i deathbears who are called lame by flowers and sicilian women

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

i love wilted flowers and sicilian sissies...

 

[Sicy]

You're fired for not making proper use of the smilie EE

 

[Screaming Flower]

i sicilian women who fire deathbear for not using the smiles EE

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

ohhh ohhh I want to play.

sicilians who to fire deathcows who don't make use of the smilie

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

flowers who beat me to saying sicilians who to fire deathcows how don' t make use of the smilie.

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

ok, im sorry.

*takes his pink slip, and walks out of the office all dejected-like.

i feel like gill from the simpsons.

 

[Sicy]

I deathpears that act like wannabe simpsons characters

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

at least theres love in this thread. the biggest fight ever just took place at my office. three woman, two against one. i feel like im walking on pins and needles. i can hardly wait till i can get out of here.

theyre almost crying. :S

 

[U2girl]

You know, those long sentences are getting me a headache.

Keep it short people!

*edit*



and I thought the title of the thread was "a bad ballad about a dog".
me and my speedy reading

 

[Angel]

Why don't you ever dream about me?

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

well i dream about tiffany amber thiessen, so wouldnt i be dreaming about you then too?

 

[Angel]

absolutely NOT!!

 

[Screaming Flower]

there was a big fight in the laundry room. i could schooled both of their asses if i wanted to.

 

[ABEL]

I long sentences that give people headaches

 

[Sicy]

I that ABEL 's long sentences that give people headaches

 

[daafish]

I that Sicy 's me and that she 's ABEL for ing long sentences that give people headaches and for ing flowers who to tell deathheads that they are lame.

 

[Sicy]

I daafishs that know that Sicy 's them and that she 's ABEL for ing long sentences that give people headaches but she 's flower the most because this all started when Sicy said I flower

 

[Screaming Flower]

I sicy the most too for ing me the most for starting these damn things about ing things but first just sicy ing me

 

[Sicy]

LMFAO

I ing screaming flowers because she 's ing things as much as I to things even though it gives us headaches

 

[Screaming Flower]

omg why is this so funny to me

i ing sicy because she s ing me and we to everything including headaches

 

[Sicy]

I think we're the only ones that think its funny

I replying to this thread and while I'm replying scroll down a bit to see all the 's ing all over the place

and screaming flowers