it's official @Salome's dating agency

[Diemen]

Hi Salome. I'm Adam. I have no interest in dating you, but you included Adam in your search, so I thought I'd join in to be a tease.

 

[zonelistener]

where are they? they need to advertise

I was only after Salome.

 

[Salome]

oh, I forgot to mention

I did win (though it was a tie) the Intereference 2003 most snoggable bloke award

I rule!

yesh

 

[ABEL]

:snog:

 

[cass]

unaccustomed as I am to speaking in IO, I just had to say


AND
to non-smokers

smokers

 

[Sicy]

smokers..

 

[cass]

2 in the one day?*faint*.....speaking of dating agencies

I like to cast my eye over the "connections" page in our local weekend paper. I particularly liked this man's specificness( is that a word?) a man who knows both what he wants and what he does not want

"....Tall bloke in Oz needs lady to 50.n/s, n/d, computer skills, a totally free spirit,a greenie,vtpr. No pets, kids,religion, clubs,job, crook back, or old bomb car...".

well i think it's funny.

 

[cass]

yes well...it kinda hit a nerve.
I'm hooked again, and was told last night my hair smells of smoke

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

well i changed my sig too!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

hi adam

Hi Salome. I'm Adam. I have no interest in dating you, but you included Adam in your search, so I thought I'd join in to be a tease.

 

[BAW]

Iris!!!


I your sig!!!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

anything to get the word out! hahaha

 

[daisybean]

why does this seem a tad competitive to me? at the fact that you are all tyring to get in salome's good graces so you can do housework for him.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

oh well i am out of the running. i am not one to do my own housework let alone someone elses.

besides i need a local boy.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

why does this seem a tad competitive to me? at the fact that you are all tyring to get in salome's good graces so you can do housework for him.

he hasn't seen MY kind of housework yet

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Re: 2 in the one day?*faint*.....speaking of dating agencies

I like to cast my eye over the "connections" page in our local weekend paper. I particularly liked this man's specificness( is that a word?) a man who knows both what he wants and what he does not want

"....Tall bloke in Oz needs lady to 50.n/s, n/d, computer skills, a totally free spirit,a greenie,vtpr. No pets, kids,religion, clubs,job, crook back, or old bomb car...".

well i think it's funny.

what does n/s and n/d stand for?

 

[ABEL]

would n/s be non smoker?

i have no idea what n/d is....non dancer?

 

[daisybean]

non drinker?

 

[ABEL]

maybe salome just needs to hire a maid? lol

he hasn't seen MY kind of housework yet

he never did answer my question about what he meant by housework either

 

[ABEL]

non drinker?

probably



I don't drink either

 

[Salome]

he never did answer my question about what he meant by housework either

well basically,
using available energy to get certain things done in the house

 

[ABEL]

well basically,
using available energy to get certain things done in the house

I can do "certain things" in the house

 

[daisybean]

well basically,
using available energy to get certain things done in the house

Thank you for clarifying that.

There seems to be a lot of interest in doing salome's "housework." Maybe we should have a Bachelor type situation and one by one salome votes one "housework girl" out at a time.

 

[Salome]

ok people, slight setback

my reject secretary is not impressed with the aplicants so far

 

[Salome]

Maybe we should have a Bachelor type situation and one by one salome votes one "housework girl" out at a time.

my secretary can live with that option



we're getting closer

 

[daisybean]

you have a reject secretary?

 

[Salome]

yep

 

[ABEL]

does that mean I'm a

 

[daisybean]

Silly Abel...he hasn't voted anyone off yet...don't give up hope.

 

[ABEL]

*suddenly feels like this is Salome's version of Survivor meets the dating game*