It's Official# No Luck

[adamswildhoney]

My brother is one unlucky man!!!

*His truck(which was a beat up piece of crap) got stolen. The robbers completely stripped it clean and then used shot gun on it for target practice.

 

[BAW]

Did he have insurance?

 

[adamswildhoney]

Nope so he sold it to the guy that found it for $100


*this is hillarious to me but I know its not to everyone else bc you all dont know my brother this is a Classic Kevin Problem.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Poor Kevin.

 

[Salome]

that's why I don't own a truck

 

[adamswildhoney]

yea it sucks bc he spent all of yesterday night crying infront of my parents bc he lied to them about it being stolen for over 3 wks will he ever learn just to tell them the truth???? I mean seriously come on, I never told my parents anything unless they asked me and when they asked me I told the truth bc they are going to find out about the lying anyways.

 

[verte76]

OMG how awful!!!

 

[MrBrau1]

I have a shotgun and an idea for fun Friday nite!
(Runs off to buy 12pack of Genny Cream Ale)

 

[zonelistener]

(Runs off to buy 12pack of Genny Cream Ale)

*knows NO ONE will get the reference unless they are from NY

 

[MrBrau1]

hehe! From the clear waters of the Genesse River!

 

[JessicaAnn]

weirdos

 

[MrBrau1]

cheese-eater!

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[adamswildhoney]

 

[cell]

My brother is one unlucky man!!!

*His truck(which was a beat up piece of crap) got stolen. The robbers completely stripped it clean and then used shot gun on it for target practice.

i really shouldnt laugh...

 

[MrBrau1]

You know, if you're not carefull you face will get stuck like that!

 

[JessicaAnn]

If we had a smilie giving the finger, i would most certainly use it here ... just for you!

 

[MrBrau1]

If we had a smilie giving the finger, i would most certainly use it here ... just for you!

oh yeah, well if there was a smile sucking a fart outa my ass i'd use it for you

 

[JessicaAnn]

Now you're just being mean.

 

[zonelistener]

yeah...third grade.

 

[MrBrau1]

Now you're just being mean.

 

[MrBrau1]

yeah...third grade.

shut up poo poo head!

 

[JessicaAnn]

yeah...third grade.

 

[MrBrau1]

I hate all of you! You're all poo poo heads with pee pee breath!
And your Mom is ugly and your daddy is a dumb dumb head who eats caca. booger-eaters!

 

[zonelistener]

*Slides Mr.Brau1 a Genny down the bar

 

[MrBrau1]

*Slides Mr.Brau1 a Genny down the bar

now I like you! wanna gummy bear? they're warm cause they were in my pocket.

 

[zonelistener]

principal: What's the score?
Bar keep: two. two.
Principal: Who's winning?
Bar keep: *rolleyes and answers "The bears."

 

[MrBrau1]

Da Bears!

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

(In my best Beavis & Butthead impression)
huhuhuhuhuhuh.......you said poopy and pee pee heads. Huhuhuhuh.