It's official #1770 (no escaping Interference reminders even in the movies)

[U2girl]

This joke may be getting a little old by now, but anyway...

i was watching Austin Powers (i'm not necessarily into that kind of humor, but it cracks me up) part 2 today, and as you all know by now, it's the one where they steal Austin's mojo .

Now, the first time around i was watching, i didn't know what mojo was so i thought: "Meh, what's the big deal with the mojo thing?"

But now, it was more like: oooooh, now i understand.

 

[Screaming Flower]

of course you understand. you're mojomaja.

 

[U2girl]

mojomaja? i like it!

Well...let's just say i had good teachers in IO.

 

[Sicy]

Austin Powers is the creator of mojo. Didnt you know?

 

[U2girl]

Austin Powers is the creator of mojo. Didnt you know?

No, i didn't.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Interference=not only is it harmfully addictive, but it's educational as well.

 

[U2girl]

Interference=not only is it harmfully addictive, but it's educational as well.

LOOOOOL, i can soo vouch for that!

I learned lots of new English words in here (and NO, unlike some may think, not all were dirty slang words. Just most of them.)

I think it's either i must be some huge lewd-attraction magnet or lewdness has its own "U2girl radar"....

 

[Bonochick]

I'll never forget the time John and I found the movie "The Naked Maja" at a video store in Virginia.

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I didn't know U2girl was a porn star!

 

[zooropamanda]

Lewdgirl returns!!!!
My cowgirl friends and I always get our rubyredmojo from funky moonbeams.

 

[U2girl]

All is revealed huh?

I'll never forget the time John and I found the movie "The Naked Maja" at a video store in Virginia.

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I didn't know U2girl was a porn star!

Thanks for reminding us all of that.

 

[U2girl]

Lewdgirl returns!!!!
My cowgirl friends and I always get our rubyredmojo from funky moonbeams.

Well, i'll have you know i clicked on the "last train to Bono" and on the top of the site, there's a link that says "search the Web for Viagra".

So who's lewd now?!?

 

[Screaming Flower]

kiwiporncowgirl vs. mojomajalewdgirl. tonight at 8.

 

[zooropamanda]

bwaha maja
does it count that i dont actually control the ads across the whole wide internet?
hard to believe, i know

 

[U2girl]

I know that, Amanda - i was just kidding!

 

[Cowgirl]

how silly of me

who wants to sit screamer atop a dunking machine and throw big fat pies at it?

 

[Screaming Flower]

who wants to sit screamer atop a dunking machine and throw big fat pies at it?

*takes away manda's chocolate

 

[Basstrap]

who wants to sit screamer atop a dunking machine and throw big fat pies at it?

ohh ooh!!! me!
*stretches hand upwards*

 

[Screaming Flower]

this goes out to mojomaja

TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF MY MOJO
by Leola B. "Coot" Grant and "Kid" Welsey Wilson

Spoken:
(F) Ah, play that thing! Did you get off?
(M) Come here, honey; I got something to tell you.
(F) Whaddaya want? Don't do THAT! Don't DO that!
As long as you KNOW me, don't you put your hand on my mojo!
(M) Why, honey?

Sung:
(F) Now, the Depression has made me do a lot of things
That i never done befo'
That's why I went to a fortune teller
And got me this lucky mojo
(M) Honey, I done seen your mojo
That thing ain't nothin' but a joke
(F) But if you keep your hands off a' my mojo,
I'm one woman will never be broke

Just keep your hands off a' my mojo, you can't cut off my luck
Now, keep your hands off a' my mojo, if you ain't got a buck
Time's is hard as hard can be
I don't want no broken man messin' 'round with me
Keep your hands off a' my mojo, you ain't got no time for me

(M) Now, me put my hands on your mojo,
Honey, what harm would that do?
(F) Now, it ain't no tellin', red hot Papa,
Mama may start lovin' you
(M) Heh, if...if you EVER start to lovin' me
Baby, won't that be just fine?
(F) But who's got time to love a man
Ain't got one thin dime?
(M) Yeah, but looky here -- I can give you lots of lovin'
'Cause you know I'm a lovin' cat
(F) But times' so doggone hard now, Baby
A woman can't live off a' that

It's time to love, it's time to pray
It's time to moan and shout
It's a time a woman's got other things
That she wants to think about

Now, keep your hands off a' my mojo, 'cause it sure is lucky to me
Now, keep your hands off a' my mojo, I wish i had two or three
I wear my mojo above my knee
To keep you from tryin to hoodoo me
So keep your hands off a' my mojo, if you ain't got no stuff for me

 

[U2girl]

For real, that song exists?

Hmmm while we're at the topic, i heard Stones' latest song called Don't stop which (if i heard correctly) starts like this:

"you're riding on my back
ohhh your nails are so sharp"

Um.

 

[Basstrap]

For real, that song exists?

Hmmm while we're at the topic...

"you're riding on my back
ohhh your nails are so sharp"

Um.

are you saying this is your theme song, u2girl?

frankly, I'm appalled...
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yet....intrigued

 

[U2girl]

Ok here it comes...

You know such tricky quoting other people should be forbidden!

Theme song? What, the "mojo" one or Don't stop?



Naaaaaaah, i have no clue about the first one and i only heard Stones once so far. (i like the chorus riff though)

Hmmm...wait a second: how come the F in the mojo song (which is female voice i guess) says "don't put your hand on my mojo" - i thought only guys have mojo?

 

[Basstrap]

Re: Ok here it comes...

You know such tricky quoting other people should be forbidden!

"don't put your hand on my mojo" - i thought only guys have mojo?

well...u2girl...before you go and scandalize us all once more...mojo is an internal thing.

It's your inner mojo
girls can have mojo I think

maybe I'm wrong
it wouldn't be the first time...
it would be the 1365th time..

this month

 

[zooropamanda]

of course girls have mojo!
its that inner essence, that thing that keeps you on the edge, that feeling that gives u utter confidence and spunk, baby!!!!


screamer....that was a very silly thing to do. have u not noticed my mood the past lil while. im happypants on wheels and the foe who takes away my chocolate is chompin for a stompin

im using this smilie as my smug face from now on. i love you screamer

 

[Screaming Flower]

*gives manda back her kiwichocolate


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i love you too smugmanda

 

[Cowgirl]

i eat good aussie chocolate thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn u kiwis

 

[U2girl]

well...u2girl...before you go and scandalize us all once more...

For the record, i wasn't going to say anything mojoey (yes i just made this word up) - i didn't have plans to say anything whatsoever.

 

[Sicy]

i love you screamer

Originally posted by Screaming Flower
i love you too smugmanda

Isnt that just so special.

 

[daafish]

For the record, i wasn't going to say anything mojoey (yes i just made this word up) - i didn't have plans to say anything whatsoever.

Where did this come from? And if planned not to say anything why did u post?

 

[U2girl]

Where did this come from? And if planned not to say anything why did u post?

Where did what come from?



I posted just to clarify i wasn't adding anything "intriguing" for Kirk over there.

 

[daafish]

Where did what come from?

This....

For the record, i wasn't going to say anything mojoey (yes i just made this word up)

where did this come from?