so when does one cross the line from being a social drinker to an alcoholic?
U might be an alcoholic if;
you go to AA meetings with a whiskey flask in your back pocket
you go to church for the communion wine
you only date bartenders
your name is Homer Simpson
you reach for your morning scotch instead of morning smoke
you chase brandy with jack daniels
you drink duff beer
you have an empty cup out stretched in the subway while drinking 20/20 mad dog
you think being sober is a new trend like metro-sexuals
you have a spot on the bar floor reserved for you to pass out on at the end of the night
you wake up with your head and vomit in the toliet
you donate blood before you drink to get drunk faster
you skip eating and drink 3 bottles of Ny-Quill a day
you tell people "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"!!!!
I guess if you answered yes to 1/2 these questions, its official, you're an alcoholic
U might be an alcoholic if;
you go to AA meetings with a whiskey flask in your back pocket
you go to church for the communion wine
you only date bartenders
your name is Homer Simpson
you reach for your morning scotch instead of morning smoke
you chase brandy with jack daniels
you drink duff beer
you have an empty cup out stretched in the subway while drinking 20/20 mad dog
you think being sober is a new trend like metro-sexuals
you have a spot on the bar floor reserved for you to pass out on at the end of the night
you wake up with your head and vomit in the toliet
you donate blood before you drink to get drunk faster
you skip eating and drink 3 bottles of Ny-Quill a day
you tell people "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"!!!!
I guess if you answered yes to 1/2 these questions, its official, you're an alcoholic