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ABEL · 06-24-2005, 10:32 AM

i am now the proud owner of a strip-cut paper shredder

i know what you thought this thread was going to be about

Cleasai · 06-24-2005, 10:45 AM

Careful there. Those things are definately addictive. Pretty soon you're gonna start shredding everything in sight. Even stuff that you want to keep, you'll shred just for the fun on it. Then when everything has been shred we'll find you on some street corner begin for paper (to shred). Then what? When does it stop?!? You teeeelll meeeee.

**Bonochick** · 06-24-2005, 12:14 PM

When I started my new job, I was SO excited to see a paper shredder in my office. I shred everything.

JessicaAnn · 06-24-2005, 12:39 PM

My mom, who also is obsessed with her paper shredder, gets pissed at it when it jams after she tries to shove 10 pieces of paper through. You're only supposed to do 2 sheets at a time.

ABEL · 06-24-2005, 12:42 PM

mine does 6 pages at a time, and it was the cheapest one target had

Rono · 06-24-2005, 02:07 PM

Better keep my passport hidden,...

Sevikins · 06-24-2005, 02:19 PM

Shredders...

Now I anticipate those stupid credit card letters!

fah · 06-24-2005, 09:28 PM

Shredding is therapeutic

unforgettableFOXfire · 06-25-2005, 08:55 AM

Not only is shredding fun; but the remnants make for an excellent fire starter... and we all know how much fun fire is!

Really, though, you can turn your office garbage can into a little hobo fire, and people can drink their coffee and warm their hands and commisserate about 'the good old days'... well... at least until you set off the fire alarm and chaos ensues. But, it'd be a good way to test out your office fire-safety procedures

Sparkysgrrrl · 06-25-2005, 12:54 PM

So glad I'm not the only one who loves shredders.
They laugh at me in the office because I shred post it notes and shit that dosen't need shredding....BUT I MUST!

I need to buy one for home, I have 5 years worth of Tax and bankk records that I'm paranoid about.

Cassis · 06-25-2005, 01:06 PM

shredders are the best

FlyYourKite · 06-25-2005, 05:20 PM

Paper shredders

Enjoy the shredding power my friend.

**KhanadaRhodes** · 06-25-2005, 09:07 PM

i have a box full of paper that needs to be shredded but alas, i have no shredder. any of you peeps wanna come over and shred my paper?

(haha that sounds like a total come on)

unforgettableFOXfire · 06-26-2005, 05:40 AM

Oh man, I'd shred her paper any day.

06-24-2005, 10:32 AM	#1
ABEL An Angel In Devil's Shoes Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Netherlands Posts: 18,844 Local Time: 11:16 AM	io #strip i am now the proud owner of a strip-cut paper shredder i know what you thought this thread was going to be about __________________

06-24-2005, 10:45 AM	#2
Cleasai Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: 32° N 117° W Posts: 3,773 Local Time: 10:16 AM	Careful there. Those things are definately addictive. Pretty soon you're gonna start shredding everything in sight. Even stuff that you want to keep, you'll shred just for the fun on it. Then when everything has been shred we'll find you on some street corner begin for paper (to shred). Then what? When does it stop?!? You teeeelll meeeee. __________________

06-24-2005, 12:14 PM	#3
Bonochick Halloweenhead Forum Moderator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cherry Lane Posts: 40,820 Local Time: 01:16 PM	When I started my new job, I was SO excited to see a paper shredder in my office. I shred everything. __________________ "Knight in shining Zubaz." Bonochick [at] interference.com

06-25-2005, 09:07 PM	#13
KhanadaRhodes Paper Gods Forum Administrator Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: a vampire in the limousine Posts: 60,695 Local Time: 12:16 PM	i have a box full of paper that needs to be shredded but alas, i have no shredder. any of you peeps wanna come over and shred my paper? (haha that sounds like a total come on) __________________

06-26-2005, 05:40 AM	#14
unforgettableFOXfire I serve MacPhisto Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 2,053 Local Time: 12:16 PM	Oh man, I'd shred her paper any day. __________________

06-24-2005, 12:39 PM	#4
JessicaAnn ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Milwaukee, WI (USA) Posts: 11,743 Local Time: 12:16 PM	My mom, who also is obsessed with her paper shredder, gets pissed at it when it jams after she tries to shove 10 pieces of paper through. You're only supposed to do 2 sheets at a time.

06-24-2005, 12:42 PM	#5
ABEL An Angel In Devil's Shoes Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Netherlands Posts: 18,844 Local Time: 11:16 AM	mine does 6 pages at a time, and it was the cheapest one target had

06-24-2005, 02:07 PM	#6
Rono Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 6,163 Local Time: 06:16 PM	Better keep my passport hidden,...

06-24-2005, 02:19 PM	#7
Sevikins Refugee Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: NIMCO, where the dead buses go. Posts: 2,296 Local Time: 01:16 PM	Shredders... Now I anticipate those stupid credit card letters!

06-24-2005, 09:28 PM	#8
fah Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In my house with the rest of fahs Posts: 20,147 Local Time: 09:16 AM	Shredding is therapeutic

06-25-2005, 08:55 AM	#9
unforgettableFOXfire I serve MacPhisto Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 2,053 Local Time: 12:16 PM	Not only is shredding fun; but the remnants make for an excellent fire starter... and we all know how much fun fire is! Really, though, you can turn your office garbage can into a little hobo fire, and people can drink their coffee and warm their hands and commisserate about 'the good old days'... well... at least until you set off the fire alarm and chaos ensues. But, it'd be a good way to test out your office fire-safety procedures

06-25-2005, 12:54 PM	#10
Sparkysgrrrl War Child Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under the table and screaming Posts: 754 Local Time: 09:16 AM	So glad I'm not the only one who loves shredders. They laugh at me in the office because I shred post it notes and shit that dosen't need shredding....BUT I MUST! I need to buy one for home, I have 5 years worth of Tax and bankk records that I'm paranoid about.

06-25-2005, 01:06 PM	#11
Cassis Refugee Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the goal Posts: 2,345 Local Time: 06:16 PM	shredders are the best

06-25-2005, 05:20 PM	#12
FlyYourKite Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: under the table and dreaming... Posts: 7,233 Local Time: 01:16 PM	Paper shredders Enjoy the shredding power my friend.

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