Laura M
Blue Crack Addict
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Dear postie,
We've had our good times, you and I. I especially liked back in the day, when I was a young whippersnapper, how you sent me delightful letters from relatives in places foreign and not so foreign. Nowadays though, you only seem to deliver bad news. You've also started enticing me with junk mail about credit cards. You like to deliver it in one go too, 4 letters at a time. You also deliver it at midday, frankly midday doesn't count as the morning post. You also merrily plod along after you have delivered them. Maybe it's because you've just walked up a steep hill or your bag's a lot lighter. I don't really care. You shouldn't look so chuffed with yourself, you still haven't delivered 2 of my birthday cards which contained money. Remember the two hounds live next door, the ones that tried to eat your ankles last week. They don't take too kindly to happy looking folk.
With 2 paper cuts and a bad mood,
LM.
We've had our good times, you and I. I especially liked back in the day, when I was a young whippersnapper, how you sent me delightful letters from relatives in places foreign and not so foreign. Nowadays though, you only seem to deliver bad news. You've also started enticing me with junk mail about credit cards. You like to deliver it in one go too, 4 letters at a time. You also deliver it at midday, frankly midday doesn't count as the morning post. You also merrily plod along after you have delivered them. Maybe it's because you've just walked up a steep hill or your bag's a lot lighter. I don't really care. You shouldn't look so chuffed with yourself, you still haven't delivered 2 of my birthday cards which contained money. Remember the two hounds live next door, the ones that tried to eat your ankles last week. They don't take too kindly to happy looking folk.
With 2 paper cuts and a bad mood,
LM.
