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Old 11-23-2004, 03:03 PM   #1
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The U2 Diet..

Lose weight instantly in 9 days! :Note: Only attempt this when the band will be in your area!

Days 1- Start calling local radio stations to win listening party passes

Days 2-3 Stress out that you have not been the 92nd caller even though you and your friends have been calling for days and one of them was caller 91

Day 4- Start prepping and planning for the bands SNL or any live appearance in your area

Day 5-Give it your all and lose sleep knowing it's the last day to win radio contests; Really stress out. No food!

Day 6-Stand outside SNL(or any live tv appearance) with mad determination in the pouring rain to make your dreams come true and have a photo-op with the band, pursue this until 2 am with no food or drink when you completely look like shit and are so tired you can't see straight; Guaranteed for a great shot

Day 7- Free Day; sleep, but still don't eat!

Day 8-Get up early, drive to Brooklyn to be one of the first in line for a free U2 concert. Still, NO eating or drinking! Your adrenaline will be pumping! Important! Do not feed yourself and interfere with all those emotions!
Day 9- Wake up feeling like shit and realize that all the U2 maddness has caused your clothes to be baggy! Viola! 6lbs lighter !
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Old 11-23-2004, 03:11 PM   #2
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Old 11-23-2004, 03:19 PM   #3
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I prefer the IWB method. She has like sixty million Phish bootlegs. That's how she keeps in shape, man.

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Old 11-23-2004, 04:03 PM   #4
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This is the best diet I've ever heard of in my life!!!!
Not only do you drop unwanted pounds, but you get to see your favorite band in concert AND meet two members of the band!!! Talk about a reward system!!!
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Old 11-23-2004, 04:15 PM   #5
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I tell ya stress + anxiety + excitement! Guaranteed or your $ back!
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Old 11-23-2004, 04:42 PM   #6
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well the last thing i need to do is lose weight but i'll risk it for U2!!!!!!
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Old 11-23-2004, 05:41 PM   #7
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Wow I followed the same diet but only lost two pounds. Hmmm I must have done something wrong. I don't get it I followed all the steps. I think I even added a few with the gray hairs that happened when my 91st caller sob story didn't win me tickets to the K-Rock show.



and I thought it was all about their music.
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You forgot to account for the day 6 adrenaline rush that occurs when encountering a band member...that's gotta count for something in the wieght loss scheme. That rush, I'd imagine, woud be more potent than cocaine.
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You forgot to account for the day 6 adrenaline rush that occurs when encountering a band member...that's gotta count for something in the wieght loss scheme. That rush, I'd imagine, woud be more potent than cocaine.

Correct! a 6 day rush would be for the real 'addicts' such as myself who still has not come down since saturday!
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