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Old 11-07-2001, 12:51 AM   #1
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it's time for "ask whortense"

ask me anything, and i'll answer it. wrong or right, i'll answer it.

but it will be in the morning, so amass the questions.

good night.

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Old 11-07-2001, 01:02 AM   #2
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How many whortense's does it take to fill up a forum?

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Old 11-07-2001, 01:24 AM   #3
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Dear Bathtime Fun Whortense,

What did Edge really record himself saying that night when he took the mushrooms and discovered the secret of the universe?

And why does sicy's brand new computer keep crashing?


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Old 11-07-2001, 01:25 AM   #4
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Should I?
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Old 11-07-2001, 02:41 AM   #5
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Can we rename db9 to 'diamondmakesmewannayak' ?

Gimme' some honey, honey.



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Old 11-07-2001, 02:43 AM   #6
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What the hell does 'plot180' mean?!

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Old 11-07-2001, 02:54 AM   #7
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Can we give WildMonkey his damn honey so he'll buzz off??



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Old 11-07-2001, 02:56 AM   #8
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Bees buzz.

Monkeys lick.

You have my honey?

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Old 11-07-2001, 04:04 AM   #9
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What percentage of MacPhisto will show up in Vegas?
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Old 11-07-2001, 04:55 AM   #10
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What the -1255972th digit of Pi??

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Old 11-07-2001, 08:39 AM   #11
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Dear Bathtime Fun Whortense:
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?

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Old 11-07-2001, 08:59 AM   #12
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Dear Whortense,

Why am I always so insatiable?

What is that thing in the corner of my bedroom?

Where is the beef?

Lastly, do you think there's a deep seated psychological imbalance that makes me love the album *POP* so much?

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Old 11-07-2001, 09:21 AM   #13
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What happened to my friend Trash Can?

Will he ever come back to interference?
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Old 11-07-2001, 09:27 AM   #14
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Why does everyone think I'm a guy?

Why don't I get my ass in gear and send a photo to NicaMom's photo gallery so people realize I'm not a guy?

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Old 11-07-2001, 09:37 AM   #15
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what is the meaning of life?

why is it so cold here?

when will I have enough money to buy a car?

why do men stare at breasts?

will u answer those quastions?
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Old 11-07-2001, 09:47 AM   #16
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Is Ryan Phillipe coming to a strip club near you?
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Old 11-07-2001, 10:44 AM   #17
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Will I ever get to dance with Bono?

Why is my roommate mad at me?

WIll MIkey really eat anything?

Why hasn't Bono found what he's looking for yet?

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Old 11-07-2001, 11:14 AM   #18
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How many licks does it *really* take to reach the center of a Tootsie Roll Blow Pop?
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Old 11-07-2001, 11:26 AM   #19
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How can we stop popwhore from whoring??
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Old 11-07-2001, 12:14 PM   #20
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Here are some Q's that have been puzzling me as of late...

Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

To be or not to be?

If you poke yourself with a lead pencil,will you get lead poisening?

Can I go tinkle?


Please HELP me Whortense!!


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