Here are some more of his reviews:
"5 STARTS Confessions on a Dance Floor ~ Madonna
: Madonna looked great at the Grammys!, February 9, 2006
Madonna's sizzling performance at the Grammys reminds us that she is, and always will be, the queen of pop. "Confessions on a Dance Floor" is an amazing album that enthralls, entices, and amazes. Disco never sounded this good. Buy now, and remember: "Sorry" is the new single. We love you, Madge!"
"American Idiot ~ Green Day 5 STARS: They won Grammys!, February 9, 2006
Green Day is to be commended for their artistic brilliance and for standing up to that vile thug George W. Bush. More importantly, they won a Grammy for record of the year, one of the ceremony's highest honors! I love Green Day! Congratulations, boys!"
"5 STARS: Late Registration ~ Kanye West: 3 Grammys!, February 9, 2006
Kanye West won three Grammys for his amazing album "Late Registration," one of the hottest albums of 2005! Kanye tells it like it is, fighting ignorance, hatred, and gold diggers! And anyone who says Kanye is a racist should be sucker-punched. Go buy this album!"
"1 STAR: Dark Side of the Moon 30th Anniversary Edition ~ Pink Floyd Too bad we can't go lower than one star, February 10, 2006
Truth hurts. It may be painful, but it makes us stronger and better prepared for reality. And the truth is this: Pink Floyd are overrated. It defies logic that this record went multiplatinum. Because these guys aren't on MTV, I'm convinced that they're not good. Remember, if it's not on MTV, then it ain't worth picking up."
"Complete Studio Recordings ~ Led Zeppelin Holy mother the five star reviewer is a retard, February 12, 2006
The below 5 star reviewer has no social or sex life, so he feels the need to counter all my reviews. I think he's jealous of me. Anyway, this box set stinks. No stars."
"1 STAR London Calling ~ The Clash London's calling Southern Rock to go to hell, February 12, 2006
The previous 5 star reviewer doesn't live in the South. He actually lives in India, where I hope the next tsunami will wash away his home and computer. What do we need to do to make him disappear? Anyway, the Clash is positively dreadful and overrated. One star, please."
"1 STAR: The Best of 1980-1990 ~ U2 I'd be "thrilled" if Southern Rock 4 Ever disappeared, February 12, 2006
What a moron. The below 5 star reviewer will ass-kiss any classic rock band while trashing REAL music like Mariah and Britney. My hatred for him grows by the week. Anyway, U2 are a bunch of phonies that had NO RIGHT to win so many Grammys. They and this album get one star."
I would hope its a Joke, but I think this person is being serious.