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UberBeaver said:


She'd probably look through it for coupons first. Then she'd put it down and say something like, "Sounds interesting. Give me a recap when you're done." Then walk away. :grumpy:
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If I swung that way (which, it has been confirmed that, unless free drinks are involved and it's just making out, I do not) I'd so want to marry your wife. She sounds awesome.

:hi5: to Mrs Beav

Hey Carlos :flirt: You know you're my Latin Boyfriend when Reg is MIA, right?



:shifty: :lmao:
 
There's gotta be a column about dreams...
maybe two...tell your dreams where they can write in and it would be like soft porn (or not actually...real porn more likely), and then a column where Beav interprets them....in the arch nemesis vein.



That whole candle thing made my skin crawl...:mad:


I think you should sign your wife up for here and then subscribe her via email to pleba threads...and then film her reaction when she checks her email...you tube gold I bet.


get crackin on a babysitter :madspit: <---- I felt bad for this guy...haven't really used him
 
UberBeaver said:



:drool:

:iswillingtobarter:
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Ok, if you get me really drunk and high.

MAYBE. :madwife:

And, it will be written into my contract that I never have to babysit. Kids are cute, but not when they're puking or shitting. :wink:

Ok, I'll babysit but don't feed her or give her a bottle at least three hours before.

Carlos, damn straight you'll take whatever I decide to give you. :sexywink:
 
I'm really loving Starbucks right now. The last 3 times I've been in there to get a drink, I always end up with a survey to fill out that gets me a free drink! :drool: I'm liking not having to pay for my coffee each day!


Good morning!
 
LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:



Ok, if you get me really drunk and high.
Ok, I'll babysit but don't feed her or give her a bottle at least three hours before.

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You know, you think that'd be a good plan, but turns out after a little while they start in with the :scream: and that gets old real quick. Like instantly.

I meant I'd be willing to barter the wife for whatever you got, like, I dunno...what DVDs you have? I don't have Goodfellas. But lacking a good DVD collection or whatever, your plan also works. I have a stocked bar. We'll probably have to drug the wife, but that's ok. She never remembers afterwards.


snowbunny00774 said:
There's gotta be a column about dreams...
maybe two...tell your dreams where they can write in and it would be like soft porn (or not actually...real porn more likely), and then a column where Beav interprets them....in the arch nemesis vein.

I think you should sign your wife up for here and then subscribe her via email to pleba threads...and then film her reaction when she checks her email...you tube gold I bet.
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I interpret porn dreams in an arch nemesis fashion? Or one dream would be interpreted 2 ways: 1) porn style 2) arch nemesis style?

She'd delete them all. She deletes all her emails pretty much. I've never seen her check an attachment. When you ask her if she got an email she says, "I think so. I didn't read it. What did it say?" :sigh:
 
LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:


How the fuck do I get in on this?
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I have no clue. In the receipt that prints out, there's an online survey thing that you fill out that's just a few questions long, then it gives you a code for a free drink. Nobody else in line got one this morning, that I could tell.

I'm really lucky though, so I tend to win a lot of free stuff. :reject:
 
Headache in a Suitcase said:


:mad: when the week that bills are do ends, i will redo the bracket with some farver beans and a nice bottle of keeeeeeeanti :madspit:
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IT PUTS THE SMILIES ON THE BRACKET OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!




Would you update me? I'd update me. I'd update me hard.



snowbunny00774 said:



You only did the one...I was going to do all three...
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:livewebfeed=ON:
 
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