The Temple Bar: The BeavBaby has arrived

[UberBeaver]

He can't catch squirrels either. But you can borrow him for entertainment purposes if you'd like.

 

[Lila64]

 

[No spoken words]

I want to step into a purifying bonfire and have the flames burn away all of my angst and anger and then I want to step out of that fire re-born as someone placid and calm, someone who does not want to destroy several coworkers because it's budget season.

That sounds like someone insane typed it.

Guilty.

Oh, hi everyone!

Happy Singles Awareness Day!

 

[greeneyedgirl]

Lila



thanks for catching the squirrel

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

They're squirrels; let them do their squirrel thing.

Hey Beav, Mia needs a boyfriend. She's obsessed with my fish. I've tried to explain to her she can't eat him but she just keeps looking at me with those big eyes and mewing plaintively.

 

[UberBeaver]

Poor cat, you just know he's blaming this all on you. Start watching your back. He'll probably blindfold you with the bra your wife likes to put on him then order you to drive to South Jersey.

Yeah.

Well at least when he makes me bury myself, I won't be alone. I'll be surrounded by a few dozen of my favorite female friends. And some dude from Norwalk.

 

[greeneyedgirl]

NSW, I hear ya.
We had to cut a bunch of hours at my store.
The 'current' store mang ( ) has no clue that she is supposed to voluteer to work extra hours since she is salary and save hours in doing so.

I want to plunk her in the forehead with my middle finger

 

[UberBeaver]

I want to step into a purifying bonfire and have the flames burn away all of my angst and anger and then I want to step out of that fire re-born as someone placid and calm, someone who does not want to destroy several coworkers because it's budget season.

Aww.


LMPA - When I first got the cat I had fish, and he would just sit there next to the tank staring. And all the fish would swim to the other end. It was really cool, like nature in action. Those fish had never seen a cat, and the cat had never seen a fish, but everyone knew how shit worked. So cool.

 

[RedRocksU2]

She's talking about your backside...she can see freckles on your ass...

ha!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Aww.


LMPA - When I first got the cat I had fish, and he would just sit there next to the tank staring. And all the fish would swim to the other end. It was really cool, like nature in action. Those fish had never seen a cat, and the cat had never seen a fish, but everyone knew how shit worked. So cool.

I love it, but it took her two weeks before she figured out I had one. I came out one day and she was on top of the computer craning her little neck.

Hey nsw, Happy SAD!

:killintheface:

 

[No spoken words]

I want to step into a purifying bonfire and have the flames burn away all of my angst and anger and then I want to step out of that fire re-born as someone placid and calm, someone who does not want to destroy several coworkers because it's budget season.

That sounds like someone insane typed it.

Guilty.

Oh, hi everyone!

Happy Singles Awareness Day!

Dude, fucking relax. This is a fun thread for talking about the sexicon and knitting and squirrels and babies and nature, not your bullshit white collar whining. Maybe, I don't know, take your deaprtment's FY '08 budget and shove it up your assests.

Accrue this!

 

[Thora]

Ah yes, Singles Awareness Day! I approve.

 

[greeneyedgirl]

I'm in the blue zone.

 

[RedRocksU2]

I am enjoying some old school U2.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I should make vibrator cozys for my friends once I get really good at this knitting thing.

Any requests?

 

[No spoken words]

I am enjoying talking to myself in this thread, it always makes me laugh and Beav enjoys the dual personality angle.

I always enjoy me some old school U2. What's interesting is that in my head, that always meant Boy, October, War and UF....but, considering the fact that JT is 20 years old, and Achtung Baby is 16 years old, they qualify as old school. I.....grow......so......old....

LMPA - Can you knit me something that I can put over my hands that will not leave any fingerprints? Thanks.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Well said NSW.

 

[redkat]

you people are crazy

 

[greeneyedgirl]

they might be

 

[RedRocksU2]

not yet

 

[UberBeaver]

I am enjoying talking to myself in this thread, it always makes me laugh and Beav enjoys the dual personality angle.

I think Beav is serious when he goes back and forth like that though. The boy ain't right.

 

[No spoken words]

you people are crazy

You mean Carlos and April? Agreed. Beav too. Reggie? Check.

 

[greeneyedgirl]

I'm just here to pick up chicks.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I'm anal retentive so I went through about 15 of those things before I found one that wouldn't cut stuff off.

You said........"stuff"

 

[RedRocksU2]

I know Redkat is crazy. Trust me. Smells good, but crazy like a monkey.

 

[No spoken words]

I'm just here to pick up chicks.

Teach me?

 

[RedRocksU2]

Teach me?

Play hard to get.

 

[greeneyedgirl]

Kats hair smells

I want to eat it


Carlos smells like gum.

 

[Thora]

I might get drunk later, but I'm still at work, and drinking is frowned upon while here.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

You mean Carlos and April? Agreed. Beav too. Reggie? Check.

Hey man, I just look cute and observe. And entertain Reggie.