The Octagon Bar: Yesterday We Woke Up Sucking A Lemon

[pax]

I am soooooooo bored.

 

[u2bonogirl]

*shakes the rain off her head and sits by a fire*
Its fricking raining here
It has been since my bridal shower started yesterday
Ironic

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

26,800.

Take the crack pipe from me now.

 

[pax]

congratufuckinglations

 

[ewen]

they have blockbuster in scotland? neat!

no, we just sit around the fire place telling old ghost stories while grandpa sits in the corner playing quietly on his accordian.


there's one around every corner practically deary, usually wedged between a McDonalds and a KFC.


i'm back from the video shop. there was nothing of interest.

Pax

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

hey abby - hard hard hard

congratufuckinglations

Thank you.

































*posting finger falls off hand, passes out face first into keyboard*

 

[U2Girl1978]

Netflix is my daddy.

 

[pax]

no, we just sit around the fire place telling old ghost stories while grandpa sits in the corner playing quietly on his

bagpipes

 

[pax]

dbts continue to suck, even unto this very moment

Thank you.

you're welcome.

 

[ewen]

bagpipes

are you gonna play my bagpipes in October?

 

[pax]

There might be children about!
































only if you ask nicely.

 

[U2Girl1978]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

dbts will suck even after i have not a breath left in my body

you're welcome.

*shields eyes from Ewen's er, "bagpipes".

 

[ewen]

go on Pax, play my bagpipes and i'll tinkle your triangle.

 

[pax]

Ewen has quite the spring in his step today, aye?

 

[U2Girl1978]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[pax]

go on Pax, play my bagpipes and i'll tinkle your triangle.

:: scandalized ::

:: drags Ewen off to hot tub and hangs DO NOT DISTURB FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER sign on door ::

 

[ewen]

:: the sound of Scotland the Brave* emanates from the hot tub room ::













*Scotland's national anthem

 

[pax]

What's everyone standing around the doorway for?

Go! Get drunk! Flirt with each other!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

*backs away from doorway*


*rustles up cardboard Larry*


Um, like... Hi.

 

[ewen]

:: Scotland the Brave ::





:: tinkle, tinkle ::





:: Scotland the Brave ::





:: tinkle, tinkle ::





:: Scotland the Brave ::





:: tinkle, tinkle ::

 

[ewen]

*backs away from doorway*


*rustles up cardboard Larry*


Um, like... Hi.

:: jumps out of hot tub, phones the men with white coats ::


yeah, we have one that flirts with cardboard cutouts!

what do you mean "we'll come collect her next week". i'm scared!

ok, bye

:: puts down phone, goes back to the bagpipes and triangle ::



:: Scotland the Brave ::





:: tinkle, tinkle ::

 

[pax]

:bing!:

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

:: jumps out of hot tub, phones the men with white coats ::


yeah, we have one that flirts with cardboard cutouts!

what do you mean "we'll come collect her next week". i'm scared!

ok, bye

:: puts down phone, goes back to the bagpipes and triangle ::



:: Scotland the Brave ::





:: tinkle, tinkle ::

Well, there's a lack of other, "real" men folk in the bar now, Ewen. (Present company excluded, of course. ) I have to make up for it somehow.

 

[pax]

so many dbts and so few real men

Present company excluded, damn straight.

I hope that those dirty old Royal Mail women keep their hands to themselves.

 

[ewen]

 

[pax]

Ugh, no, not again!




But that's some old-school Bar action there.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

OMG.


Old school, indeed.


*has flashbacks of old bars*



Ugh. Ugh.

 

[ewen]

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