Hello gang
Hey, since we're in a castle, and us guys are in full armor, are the ladies in full renaissance gear? Like the gravity defying bustier?
Just don't push them so high that they spill out and over the sides
Last time I was at a Renaissance Festival a few of the more *ahem* flabby ones pushed them so far up, they were spilling into the fabric and it looked *er* unnatural, or just gross
It was like looking at a car accident.
And then they had these girls in chain mail bikinis which was distracting at best, but mostly it just made me wonder if their torso would now smell like metal
I'm of the school where women should smell nice
and not look like medieval sluts.
Bar wenches are great though!