The KFC Pocket Rocket

Palace_Hero · 07-08-2005, 09:09 PM

The KFC Pocket Rocket

I had one of these for dinner last night and I think I'm in love.

Now I'm not a major fast food fan, I have the odd bit of KFC or Hungry Jacks(Burger King) every few weeks or so, but now I'm in love and almost want to board that train the the average American body size. Obese.

It is perfect. The wrap bread is actually quite good, no lesser of quality then I could by down the supermarket. The salad was nice and fresh, suprising considering this was KFC we're talking about. The chicken strips were fair, nothing special but did the job.

But then comes the sauce.

I don't know it is this spicy orange coloured soauce that just brings the whole thing together. This stuff is fucking magic and I want to find out what it is and how I can buy it in bulk. I've many ideas, this sauce could be further used in Kebabs, Burgers, some weirdo's might even like to use it in the bedroom as some sort of body sauce! All I know is that it is a winner in every form.

If I wasn't so poor right now I'd go and get another pocket rocket, never have I been so captivated by the evil world of fast food.

All hail the KFC Pocket Rocket! Proof that PETA should pack up and go home (wherever that is)!

If you would like to share your recent culinary discoveries, please feel free!

Palace_Hero · 07-08-2005, 09:40 PM

Oh oh and I think this is the best place to add..

Chicken Kebabs > Doner Kebabs.

Can I get a holla?

DaveC · 07-08-2005, 09:45 PM

Hey: SHUT THE HELL UP! We get it already!

timothius · 07-08-2005, 09:45 PM

I've often found KFC to be a better idea than it is in practice.

**KhanadaRhodes** · 07-08-2005, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by timothius
I've often found KFC to be a better idea than it is in practice.

Palace_Hero · 07-08-2005, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by timothius
I've often found KFC to be a better idea than it is in practice.

I totally agree, Chooks Fresh & Tasty on the other hand is the mustard.

But this Pocket Rocket bucked the trend.

DaveC I got the idea when you wouldn't shut up about Pink Floyd definately not appearing at Live8. But I didn't tell you to shut the hell up.

timothius · 07-08-2005, 09:51 PM

I'm yet to try this famed Pocket Rocket, at some point I may indeed try it. However I should point out - if I am forced to KFC = my weapon of choice is a 2-piece feed. With an optional upgrade.

**KhanadaRhodes** · 07-08-2005, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by timothius
I'm yet to try this famed Pocket Rocket, at some point I may indeed try it. However I should point out - if I am forced to KFC = my weapon of choice is a 2-piece feed. With an optional upgrade.

be careful if a girl asks to try your pocket rocket

timothius · 07-08-2005, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KhanadaRhodes

be careful if a girl asks to try your pocket rocket

In that case... the upgrade is not optional.

**KhanadaRhodes** · 07-08-2005, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by timothius
In that case... the upgrade is not optional.

Palace_Hero · 07-08-2005, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by timothius
I'm yet to try this famed Pocket Rocket, at some point I may indeed try it. However I should point out - if I am forced to KFC = my weapon of choice is a 2-piece feed. With an optional upgrade.

The Pocket rocket meal is the same as 2PF, but with one piece of chicken and the pocket rocket in place of the other one.

It is about $2 extra and the silly pizza faced girl who attended me forgot my bread roll. I NEED THE BREAD ROLL!

timothius · 07-08-2005, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Palace_Hero
It is about $2 extra and the silly pizza faced girl who attended me forgot my bread roll. I NEED THE BREAD ROLL!

I've often found the Bread Roll useful when used in conjunction with the P&G.

Palace_Hero · 07-08-2005, 10:00 PM

Too right my brother from another mother!

timothius · 07-08-2005, 10:01 PM

I'm suprised they have PR over in WA... generally you guys are 2 hours (& about 10 years) behind the east coast.

the rockin edge · 07-08-2005, 10:12 PM

was this the

thread?

**KhanadaRhodes** · 07-08-2005, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the rockin edge
was this the thread?

no, since this one is just about the kfc wrap, i think it's all right. for now, at least.

Palace_Hero · 07-08-2005, 10:16 PM

beli · 07-08-2005, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Palace_Hero

I totally agree, Chooks Fresh & Tasty on the other hand is the mustard.

Whats Chooks Fresh and Tasty? I've never heard of them. Or is that just a south of the river thing?

KFC sucks. A friend of mine was ill for 3 days after eating KFC.

There's now 2 KFCs at Whitfords. One inside and one outside. I'm not sure why. Maybe to cater for bulimics who need a change of scenery.

meegannie · 07-08-2005, 10:39 PM

Colonel Sanders is a good friend of mine from college.

indra · 07-08-2005, 10:48 PM

They actually call one of their meals a Pocket Rocket?

Too funny.

07-08-2005, 09:09 PM	#1
Palace_Hero Refugee Note: Troll-like Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: The Morning After. Ranking: Troll of Interference. Interference Hotness Level: 3rd. Sex: Yes please. Posts: 2,098 Local Time: 07:44 PM	The KFC Pocket Rocket The KFC Pocket Rocket I had one of these for dinner last night and I think I'm in love. Now I'm not a major fast food fan, I have the odd bit of KFC or Hungry Jacks(Burger King) every few weeks or so, but now I'm in love and almost want to board that train the the average American body size. Obese. It is perfect. The wrap bread is actually quite good, no lesser of quality then I could by down the supermarket. The salad was nice and fresh, suprising considering this was KFC we're talking about. The chicken strips were fair, nothing special but did the job. But then comes the sauce. I don't know it is this spicy orange coloured soauce that just brings the whole thing together. This stuff is fucking magic and I want to find out what it is and how I can buy it in bulk. I've many ideas, this sauce could be further used in Kebabs, Burgers, some weirdo's might even like to use it in the bedroom as some sort of body sauce! All I know is that it is a winner in every form. If I wasn't so poor right now I'd go and get another pocket rocket, never have I been so captivated by the evil world of fast food. All hail the KFC Pocket Rocket! Proof that PETA should pack up and go home (wherever that is)! If you would like to share your recent culinary discoveries, please feel free! __________________

07-08-2005, 09:40 PM	#2
Palace_Hero Refugee Note: Troll-like Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: The Morning After. Ranking: Troll of Interference. Interference Hotness Level: 3rd. Sex: Yes please. Posts: 2,098 Local Time: 07:44 PM	Oh oh and I think this is the best place to add.. Chicken Kebabs > Doner Kebabs. Can I get a holla? __________________

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indra ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 12,689 Local Time: 08:44 AM	They actually call one of their meals a Pocket Rocket? Too funny. __________________

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07-08-2005, 09:45 PM	#3
DaveC Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: mar-a-lago delenda est Posts: 20,878 Local Time: 08:44 AM	Hey: SHUT THE HELL UP! We get it already!

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timothius Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In the late 70s, early 80's... Posts: 8,465 Local Time: 11:44 PM	I've often found KFC to be a better idea than it is in practice.

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timothius Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In the late 70s, early 80's... Posts: 8,465 Local Time: 11:44 PM	I'm yet to try this famed Pocket Rocket, at some point I may indeed try it. However I should point out - if I am forced to KFC = my weapon of choice is a 2-piece feed. With an optional upgrade.

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Palace_Hero Refugee Note: Troll-like Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: The Morning After. Ranking: Troll of Interference. Interference Hotness Level: 3rd. Sex: Yes please. Posts: 2,098 Local Time: 07:44 PM	Too right my brother from another mother!

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timothius Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In the late 70s, early 80's... Posts: 8,465 Local Time: 11:44 PM	I'm suprised they have PR over in WA... generally you guys are 2 hours (& about 10 years) behind the east coast.

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the rockin edge Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: tomorrow's just an excuse away Posts: 26,816 Local Time: 06:44 AM	was this the thread?

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meegannie Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Norwich, England Posts: 15,798 Local Time: 12:44 PM	Colonel Sanders is a good friend of mine from college.