The 2014 AFL Thread with Wankard and Big Mummy

[Axver]

And yeah, wow, what a game by Bennell, and what a win for Gold Coast. That's huge. Top eight chances have been restored. Cobbler must be sobbing somewhere?

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Sanderson is an embarrassment. Says we're going to show 'no mercy' and treat it as an elimination final and yet he sends out this pathetic joke.

 

[Axver]

Don't worry Vlad, you're still going to win this game. Just look at the Bombles' track record after quarter time!

(Seriously, our defence didn't look brilliant and you guys would be a hell of a lot closer with some accurate kicking. Once our offence tires - or gets shut down - things will get very close.)

 

[Vlad n U 2]

We're shite. You can lock the win in.

 

[cobl04]

And yeah, wow, what a game by Bennell, and what a win for Gold Coast. That's huge. Top eight chances have been restored. Cobbler must be sobbing somewhere?

I'm mildly disappointed.

 

[LemonMelon]

Oh and uh hey look Freo is winning

 

[Axver]

Don't get too pessimistic, Vlad. This has tightened up a fuckload and Betts keeps threatening to burst things wide open. Essendon keep wasting entries into the forward fifty.

Oh and uh hey look Freo is winning

Gee wow what a shock.

 

[LemonMelon]

Who stole the Bombers and replaced them with this awesome team?

Drugs

I can't believe what I'm seeing!

Also drugs

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Hey look Essendon never miss.

 

[Axver]

Oh god poor, poor Brisbane. 51-1?!

Drugs



Also drugs

Loooove those peptides.

 

[Axver]

Ugh Essendon learn to fucking defend.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

How we won that quarter I'll never know.

 

[Axver]

One behind in a half for Brisbane. Amazingly, they briefly led since it was the first score of the game. Then one-way traffic, literally. I feel so bad for them.

As for this game, man, Essendon have wasted too many opportunities and not defended well enough. I'm worried we're going to tire first and then Adelaide can just walk it in. You should be feeling quietly confident, Vlad; we've got a shit track record in this regard.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I don't know, with this team I can't afford to feel confident about anything.

Just noticed Brisbane have only had 5 I50s in a half. Poor blokes.

 

[bono_man2002]

Brisbane clearly been watching too much of the World Cup. :commentatelikechannel7:

 

[Axver]

Brisbane clearly been watching too much of the World Cup. :commentatelikechannel7:

Oh god, it's as if they just noticed that other sports exist and have major tournaments.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Fuck this team. It's like we need to add another game to our evergrowing list of pathetic performances.

 

[Axver]

BT really loves saying Dani-HEEEUUUUEEERRRR and ZAH-HAH-RAH-KIS!!! Even when they're doing nothing.

Also, did you guys catch that ridiculous rant of his earlier about how expensive his air con was? That was hilariously awful. "I just want some cold air!" Why, because you're full of hot air?

 

[Axver]

Shit, Vlad, you are right back in this now.

 

[Axver]

Aaaand there goes our accuracy. For a brief moment I thought we'd got our shit together.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I can't handle this.

 

[Axver]

This feels like a re-run of last week right now. I still have total faith in my Adelaide tip.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I think you'll hold on to be honest, it always feels like you're getting plenty of the ball.

 

[Axver]

Doesn't matter if you get plenty of the ball if you don't score! Plus, we've taken our foot off the pedal and fallen to pieces in defence at the end of every quarter, and I see no reason to believe it won't happen again in the dying minutes.

 

[Axver]

Shit.

 

[Axver]

What a goal by Howlett!

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Actually hit the post but not recalled.

 

[Axver]

Yeah looks like it may've grazed... sounded like the umpires were going to check it too? Baffled that didn't happen.

And wow it's all on now with tempers flaring.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Match is tainted. That was a push. Sorry Ax.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Nice work umpires.