St Mary’s Butts, Reading, England Superthread

[LemonMelon]

All of "Rudy" grew up except for her neck. I doubt she'll ever get one now.

 

[bono_212]

Did you get free cookies from writing the jingle? Here are 400 other questions we have about cookies...

 

[LemonMelon]

"Did you bring us the cookies you got from writing that jingle like five years ago?"

These are some starving children

 

[bono_212]

This is the most royalty free library track I've ever heard in a made for TV movie. And that's saying something.

 

[bono_212]

I figured out why these two broke up. They can't harmonize for shit.

 

[LemonMelon]

These two motherfuckers trying to figure out what makes Christmas special

 

[LemonMelon]

I figured out why these two broke up. They can't harmonize for shit.

ThErE's NoOoO pLaCe LiKe HoOoOoMe

 

[bono_212]

These two motherfuckers trying to figure out what makes Christmas special

 

[bono_212]

The first Tatiana Ali single since 1999 makes up the entire soundtrack of this film.

 

[LemonMelon]

Yo she's out here saving her career with voice recorder beach clips

We all know what those do to expectations...

 

[bono_212]

Yo she's out here saving her career with voice recorder beach clips

We all know what those do to expectations...

Did I not say she was Bono?

 

[LemonMelon]

The exes in these movies always have a secret gift they held onto for years

 

[bono_212]

Oh my God, this next song is straight up her singing some bullshit over All I want For Christmas Is You.

 

[bono_212]

The exes in these movies always have a secret gift they held onto for years

That dude held onto a $10 gold plated piece of shit for 15 years. Thirsty motherfucker.

 

[LemonMelon]

"Music is my passion"

I wonder if she's better at graphic design...

 

[bono_212]

This new jingle for the newly rebranded Non-GMO gluten free cookies is shit.

 

[LemonMelon]

Wait, the emotional low point of this movie is the sale of a jingle to an enormous corporation?

I've seen honest to God RAPE on this channel. What happened?

 

[bono_212]

But what if Michael doesn't want to sign off on this?! Michael's musical integrity was taken advantage of!

 

[bono_212]

I hope he's not planning on moving to New York on a wing, a prayer and that Tiny Tim musical...

 

[LemonMelon]

Masonville isn't going to give a FUCK about being tenuously related to a famous jingle. They might get their first tourist.

 

[bono_212]

I feel like we were robbed with this film... Where the hell has Vanessa been?

 

[LemonMelon]

I hope he's not planning on moving to New York on a wing, a prayer and that Tiny Tim musical...

"I've got this musical, you see, and it's about, like, this kid who dies. I take cash or check."

 

[LemonMelon]

But what if Michael doesn't want to sign off on this?! Michael's musical integrity was taken advantage of!

He's fucking pissed and it's the funniest thing that's happened in this whole movie.

"We didn't write a jingle...we wrote a SONG. About MASONVILLE."

 

[LemonMelon]

This man is going to get a parking ticket and change his mind.

 

[bono_212]

He's fucking pissed and it's the funniest thing that's happened in this whole movie.

"We didn't write a jingle...we wrote a SONG. About MASONVILLE."

I literally can't figure out why he's angry.

 

[bono_212]

She wasn't in much, but here's Vanessa to save the day!

 

[LemonMelon]

I literally can't figure out why he's angry.

Don't worry, they're going to spend a half hour trying to justify this character turn.

 

[bono_212]

Don't worry, they're going to spend a half hour trying to justify this character turn.

Not really... Everyone just told him he was being ridiculous and he agreed.

 

[LemonMelon]

Don't come back too often Belle, you won't get free food.

 

[LemonMelon]

The way this movie is going, the ex is going to move to New York and the protagonist is going to come back home.

Then both their careers can fail!